The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14980. | Joze (el_lobe) | 91.17 | 96.4% | 2021-02-25 |
| 14981. | Allan (allandallon) | 91.17 | 97% | 2021-12-09 |
| 14982. | Matthew (vokori) | 91.17 | 94% | 2014-01-30 |
| 14983. | discbox_colemak (discbox_co... | 91.17 | 97% | 2013-03-02 |
| 14984. | Jackson (baccarat) | 91.16 | 98% | 2021-01-08 |
| 14985. | Angelheavan (gingerp) | 91.16 | 89% | 2015-12-14 |
| 14986. | Wilbur (seaty) | 91.16 | 100% | 2015-02-14 |
| 14987. | Alina (doge_suchwow) | 91.16 | 93% | 2015-03-31 |
| 14988. | haley (haleym) | 91.16 | — | 2010-01-19 |
| 14989. | Eyeronical (parthtyperacerg... | 91.15 | 96% | 2023-08-29 |
| 14990. | Jon (sidewalk) | 91.15 | — | 2010-08-10 |
| 14991. | Ball (banhammered) | 91.15 | 97% | 2013-04-24 |
| 14992. | Machine Elf (kumi) | 91.15 | 96% | 2011-05-12 |
| 14993. | Hieu (larhral) | 91.14 | 97% | 2021-10-28 |
| 14994. | Hamza (hamzeh97) | 91.14 | 99% | 2021-03-28 |
| 14995. | Sir (sirezekiel) | 91.14 | — | 2010-08-08 |
| 14996. | Naravish (shreddedpaper) | 91.13 | 97% | 2023-07-07 |
| 14997. | Macedonian King (ijittqerr_) | 91.13 | 95% | 2022-01-01 |
| 14998. | FanTomMm (fantom1) | 91.13 | 98% | 2020-01-18 |
| 14999. | Christian (crash1233) | 91.13 | 97% | 2021-05-19 |
| 15000. | f1_racer (f1_racer_car) | 91.13 | 99% | 2020-09-30 |
| 15001. | Augheer (augheer) | 91.13 | 94% | 2016-02-05 |
| 15002. | John (hertelerfeller) | 91.13 | 95% | 2016-08-11 |
| 15003. | Zarius (zarius) | 91.13 | 97% | 2011-12-07 |
| 15004. | Jenna (trishz_me) | 91.12 | 97% | 2021-01-09 |
| 15005. | David (davidrules123) | 91.12 | 94% | 2013-09-18 |
| 15006. | FashionGuy (tanasis) | 91.12 | 98% | 2019-06-29 |
| 15007. | Christopher Urbina (23urbina) | 91.11 | 98% | 2023-05-24 |
| 15008. | sean (afronova) | 91.11 | — | 2009-12-17 |
| 15009. | ninja (ninja_op) | 91.11 | 97% | 2022-09-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |