The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18674. | Joe (imjoe6721) | 73.97 | 93% | 2015-01-28 |
| 18675. | Brittany (doggyjunky) | 73.97 | 95% | 2014-06-25 |
| 18676. | Jayfeather (jayfeather787) | 73.96 | 92% | 2015-12-09 |
| 18677. | Jake (frieddonut) | 73.96 | 96% | 2017-07-06 |
| 18678. | Jason (pilotedan) | 73.96 | 88% | 2015-10-06 |
| 18679. | Puppy (puppysmile) | 73.96 | 98% | 2016-10-19 |
| 18680. | Do Nguyen Nhat (johnmurphy) | 73.96 | 95% | 2014-10-16 |
| 18681. | DQ (dqtri) | 73.96 | — | 2010-01-15 |
| 18682. | hustlie (hustlie) | 73.95 | 96% | 2019-06-05 |
| 18683. | James (scuzzrl) | 73.95 | 96% | 2018-09-30 |
| 18684. | Hemant (hemantbittu) | 73.95 | 99% | 2022-04-26 |
| 18685. | Valen (tg_valen) | 73.95 | 98% | 2014-02-25 |
| 18686. | Mahler9 (jeremy0d) | 73.95 | 98% | 2016-07-10 |
| 18687. | gotta zayn (enjajaja) | 73.95 | 89% | 2016-07-18 |
| 18688. | CJ (cj2305) | 73.94 | 96% | 2022-10-03 |
| 18689. | BoodleBoodle (walabi) | 73.94 | 94% | 2016-03-11 |
| 18690. | Zareox (zareoxx) | 73.93 | 95% | 2023-10-16 |
| 18691. | Vu (3nim3) | 73.93 | 96% | 2020-10-31 |
| 18692. | Md. Shafiqul (shafiqulazam) | 73.93 | 94% | 2011-08-27 |
| 18693. | Dan (devildub) | 73.93 | 88% | 2014-03-29 |
| 18694. | morallez (mor17) | 73.93 | 97% | 2020-05-19 |
| 18695. | Vaibhav (kabir4991) | 73.92 | 97% | 2022-10-24 |
| 18696. | aracertho (aracertho) | 73.92 | 97% | 2022-10-30 |
| 18697. | I'm too slow (khaelnas) | 73.92 | 96% | 2021-07-26 |
| 18698. | Bismith (bismith) | 73.92 | 97% | 2022-12-03 |
| 18699. | Ken (keni98) | 73.92 | 96% | 2021-07-07 |
| 18700. | Apoap (apoapojak) | 73.92 | 99% | 2013-11-24 |
| 18701. | Stephanie (st133169) | 73.92 | — | 2011-04-13 |
| 18702. | Jørgen (jolos) | 73.92 | 96% | 2014-02-20 |
| 18703. | Dr. Typist (dr_typist) | 73.92 | 96% | 2016-02-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |