Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1805. | m (ogtong) | 82.53 | 98% | 2020-05-07 |
| 1806. | Natasha (mrsdaniels) | 82.52 | 98% | 2018-05-22 |
| 1807. | Wavy (wavybaby) | 82.52 | 97% | 2020-03-28 |
| 1808. | Koolie (theslowesttypereva) | 82.52 | 95% | 2019-05-17 |
| 1809. | Nani (karlord) | 82.52 | 96% | 2018-02-25 |
| 1810. | monkaS (rikio) | 82.51 | 96% | 2018-05-08 |
| 1811. | nanda bakana (mutality) | 82.50 | 97% | 2017-12-17 |
| 1812. | Sadra (sadra17) | 82.49 | 96% | 2020-11-11 |
| 1813. | Rafael (xpart1cle) | 82.49 | 96% | 2020-09-03 |
| 1814. | moppr (moppr) | 82.49 | 95% | 2018-10-17 |
| 1815. | Rachel (taylorachel) | 82.45 | 96% | 2020-06-06 |
| 1816. | Marvin (ellway_20002) | 82.44 | 96% | 2020-01-11 |
| 1817. | Nigerian (poobear_) | 82.44 | 96% | 2018-12-03 |
| 1818. | ⊂( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀)つ (sch... | 82.43 | 99% | 2020-11-17 |
| 1819. | Alonne (freeman_1337) | 82.43 | 97% | 2018-02-19 |
| 1820. | Taylor (taylorcuber717) | 82.41 | 98% | 2020-05-17 |
| 1821. | Justin (zaraniph) | 82.39 | 98% | 2020-07-29 |
| 1822. | Anderson (broccoliman) | 82.39 | 98% | 2018-05-02 |
| 1823. | -___Sailing_ (chesu) | 82.38 | 97% | 2020-02-27 |
| 1824. | spetterpoep (spetterpoep) | 82.38 | 98% | 2020-04-15 |
| 1825. | From0ToHero (lordmeliodas) | 82.37 | 97% | 2020-01-08 |
| 1826. | Patrick (pmac) | 82.37 | 97% | 2018-02-01 |
| 1827. | MIA (miadolan) | 82.36 | 97% | 2018-04-17 |
| 1828. | teraah (teraah) | 82.36 | 97% | 2020-05-04 |
| 1829. | agyon (meikaina) | 82.33 | 95% | 2020-08-03 |
| 1830. | Francesco (billyboe) | 82.33 | 98% | 2020-04-29 |
| 1831. | Adnan (adnanzami) | 82.32 | 99% | 2018-12-28 |
| 1832. | Kyle (kyle__c) | 82.31 | 97% | 2019-03-11 |
| 1833. | Erik (erikberik) | 82.31 | 97% | 2020-12-03 |
| 1834. | one day 💯 (cyard) | 82.31 | 97% | 2019-01-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |