The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17238. | tipper (tipperjones) | 76.17 | 97% | 2019-03-01 |
| 17239. | Neske (neske) | 76.17 | 92% | 2013-03-16 |
| 17240. | ibster (ibster) | 76.17 | 92% | 2011-09-03 |
| 17241. | Durum (durumpitta) | 76.17 | 97% | 2015-07-19 |
| 17242. | APO (apoplexy2001) | 76.16 | 96% | 2022-06-01 |
| 17243. | ruden (ruden) | 76.16 | 95% | 2014-10-09 |
| 17244. | redram3n (blackram3n) | 76.16 | 96.2% | 2021-02-11 |
| 17245. | Ko3nn (ko3nn) | 76.16 | — | 2010-06-04 |
| 17246. | Chaim (chaim) | 76.16 | 98% | 2013-05-05 |
| 17247. | Lucas (lucastds) | 76.16 | — | 2009-06-25 |
| 17248. | Aleks (alexmandev_3) | 76.15 | 96% | 2021-12-18 |
| 17249. | Luke (soradoespc) | 76.15 | 96% | 2022-09-23 |
| 17250. | Tong (tongvu) | 76.15 | 97% | 2021-12-03 |
| 17251. | Willy (will_hadinata) | 76.15 | — | 2011-02-06 |
| 17252. | Leon (leon22) | 76.15 | 92% | 2016-03-09 |
| 17253. | Ashley (rmburo) | 76.15 | — | 2009-09-27 |
| 17254. | unnamed (unnamedflower) | 76.14 | 97% | 2021-11-08 |
| 17255. | Zaran (zaran) | 76.14 | 92% | 2012-01-03 |
| 17256. | Michael (donut_man) | 76.14 | — | 2010-06-06 |
| 17257. | æ (ac343) | 76.13 | 97% | 2021-07-28 |
| 17258. | Gay (fujikage999) | 76.13 | 95% | 2020-09-21 |
| 17259. | patoo (jiahao8) | 76.13 | 98% | 2021-07-29 |
| 17260. | Martin (palchone) | 76.13 | 98% | 2021-12-06 |
| 17261. | Bruno (bruno_2) | 76.13 | 97% | 2023-02-25 |
| 17262. | Cute (rabbit4549) | 76.13 | 97% | 2019-06-23 |
| 17263. | Chibi (xchilla) | 76.13 | 92% | 2014-06-14 |
| 17264. | Sepida (heartofthemoon) | 76.13 | 97% | 2012-06-07 |
| 17265. | Lee (dona3315) | 76.13 | 96% | 2012-05-03 |
| 17266. | Rajesh (rajesh110494) | 76.12 | 97% | 2021-03-25 |
| 17267. | TK (filfirst) | 76.12 | 97% | 2017-07-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |