So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30825. | dor (superod) | 51.42 | — | 2009-08-07 |
| 30826. | Dylan (thedcgamez) | 51.41 | 94.5% | 2021-03-01 |
| 30827. | steve (usepen) | 51.41 | 83% | 2013-12-27 |
| 30828. | neverm0r (datamagi) | 51.41 | 94% | 2019-09-21 |
| 30829. | Abdul Hadi (haallo99) | 51.40 | 94% | 2023-06-03 |
| 30830. | Marcus (bikerboy488) | 51.40 | 94% | 2012-11-25 |
| 30831. | marcy (mahsee) | 51.40 | 88% | 2017-01-11 |
| 30832. | Maxim (mista7) | 51.40 | 95% | 2021-11-17 |
| 30833. | kroy (kroydlowen) | 51.40 | 93% | 2019-02-15 |
| 30834. | Stefanie (stefjolene1511) | 51.40 | 97% | 2019-04-25 |
| 30835. | Shelby (zalak_b) | 51.40 | 97% | 2020-09-28 |
| 30836. | potatocm (potatoalt) | 51.40 | 94.1% | 2021-02-01 |
| 30837. | Maria (mariaturkmani) | 51.40 | 92% | 2015-11-01 |
| 30838. | parleremo più tardi (itali... | 51.40 | — | 2009-11-09 |
| 30839. | Imran (imrans) | 51.40 | 92% | 2013-08-07 |
| 30840. | IgM (igm11) | 51.40 | 97% | 2012-01-14 |
| 30841. | Josh (jlon1055) | 51.39 | 90% | 2016-03-07 |
| 30842. | Tawanda (bigx) | 51.39 | 95% | 2023-04-04 |
| 30843. | Dennis (dwiebe) | 51.39 | 97% | 2019-06-10 |
| 30844. | Corbin (corbin) | 51.39 | — | 2008-11-18 |
| 30845. | nope (vecksberex) | 51.39 | 94% | 2016-02-16 |
| 30846. | Steve (zaragman) | 51.39 | 95% | 2014-12-23 |
| 30847. | (narzzz) | 51.39 | 91% | 2019-06-20 |
| 30848. | rii (amateurmuch) | 51.38 | 94% | 2022-07-30 |
| 30849. | ISHAN (ishanmalviya) | 51.38 | 95% | 2022-03-25 |
| 30850. | Alberto (nurdle) | 51.38 | 96% | 2022-06-13 |
| 30851. | 100WPMGOAL (goalwpm100) | 51.38 | 93% | 2023-09-26 |
| 30852. | Jens (chamberlain) | 51.38 | 87% | 2014-06-04 |
| 30853. | James (__james) | 51.38 | 94% | 2021-07-31 |
| 30854. | Kakini007 (kakini) | 51.38 | 94% | 2021-04-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |