As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6147. | emily (swimmerpenguin) | 94.26 | 96% | 2021-05-04 |
| 6148. | Synrgy (synrgy) | 94.26 | 97% | 2022-05-01 |
| 6149. | Jacob (fastjacob) | 94.26 | 93% | 2015-11-19 |
| 6150. | Sam (spingu) | 94.26 | 96% | 2019-04-12 |
| 6151. | Ryan (ryanhz) | 94.25 | 98% | 2022-09-30 |
| 6152. | Yarno (globalvirgin) | 94.25 | 97.8% | 2024-06-09 |
| 6153. | poof (pophium_520) | 94.25 | 96.9% | 2024-08-16 |
| 6154. | Andee (andeetypes) | 94.25 | 97.7% | 2024-08-07 |
| 6155. | B. Ruh (skleeg) | 94.25 | 97% | 2020-01-15 |
| 6156. | buruum (buruum) | 94.25 | 96% | 2022-11-28 |
| 6157. | Dylan (dmc71298) | 94.25 | 97.7% | 2021-02-20 |
| 6158. | 🗿 (1234qwer1234qwer4) | 94.24 | 98% | 2024-05-13 |
| 6159. | Dim (bitabis) | 94.24 | 98% | 2017-05-04 |
| 6160. | eltigro (el_tigro) | 94.24 | 92% | 2015-04-08 |
| 6161. | Tesla Motors is Awesome! (i... | 94.24 | 84% | 2015-09-26 |
| 6162. | Stephen (scope17931) | 94.23 | 95.6% | 2025-04-28 |
| 6163. | FA KIN CUN (justwewe) | 94.22 | 97% | 2025-07-26 |
| 6164. | Leon (veonhoon) | 94.22 | 96% | 2016-09-19 |
| 6165. | Zarag (zaragg) | 94.22 | 98% | 2021-01-09 |
| 6166. | sir abelot (lololong) | 94.21 | 97% | 2024-07-21 |
| 6167. | Mauricio (maurizzzio) | 94.21 | 96% | 2015-04-09 |
| 6168. | Thunderz (thunderz2016) | 94.21 | 97.8% | 2023-06-19 |
| 6169. | Wild (wildwisp) | 94.20 | 97% | 2020-11-12 |
| 6170. | Smokey (smokeytheoni) | 94.20 | 98% | 2022-09-01 |
| 6171. | Animal (animalracional) | 94.20 | 97% | 2021-01-07 |
| 6172. | Liz (liz2808) | 94.20 | 92% | 2015-11-29 |
| 6173. | Sky (lanprodn41) | 94.19 | 96.4% | 2023-07-02 |
| 6174. | AB (abhishekrajin) | 94.19 | 98% | 2021-07-12 |
| 6175. | Bill (wyxoor) | 94.18 | 94% | 2016-02-09 |
| 6176. | rai_10101 (rai_10101) | 94.17 | 97% | 2023-04-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |