What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
—from The Office, a movie by Ricky Gervais
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| 1321. | anguelo (anguelo) | 83.21 | 98% | 2020-10-11 |
| 1322. | Evan (decone) | 83.21 | 97% | 2020-11-13 |
| 1323. | Omngineer (omnibro) | 83.19 | 98% | 2020-08-25 |
| 1324. | Kevin (logia) | 83.16 | 97% | 2020-03-18 |
| 1325. | Katie (klennon) | 83.15 | 96% | 2018-01-05 |
| 1326. | Cheska (cheesekuh) | 83.08 | 97% | 2018-03-18 |
| 1327. | Nate (thebignate) | 83.08 | 97% | 2020-08-14 |
| 1328. | Vic (vic70537) | 83.06 | 97% | 2020-12-12 |
| 1329. | Maybe (maybecow) | 83.05 | 99% | 2020-12-05 |
| 1330. | Asgard (iasgard) | 82.99 | 97% | 2018-09-16 |
| 1331. | Daniel (oksshammy) | 82.97 | 97% | 2018-05-12 |
| 1332. | Swag (oaschi) | 82.88 | 97% | 2019-03-21 |
| 1333. | SwissMade (swissmade122) | 82.84 | 97% | 2020-07-09 |
| 1334. | Laura (laurasee) | 82.83 | 98% | 2020-12-15 |
| 1335. | Hadeed (hadeedji) | 82.81 | 96% | 2020-10-03 |
| 1336. | caique (caiquelira) | 82.76 | 98% | 2020-03-27 |
| 1337. | yes (emmericlee) | 82.75 | 94% | 2018-05-22 |
| 1338. | Zapsie (zapsie) | 82.75 | 95% | 2019-03-27 |
| 1339. | 0 (gochoo) | 82.74 | 97% | 2018-08-08 |
| 1340. | Alex (drummerguy) | 82.74 | 98% | 2019-08-20 |
| 1341. | weaker (colemaknublet) | 82.73 | 98% | 2018-01-18 |
| 1342. | Karl (karl_learns_steno) | 82.64 | 93% | 2019-09-13 |
| 1343. | David (dpsimi) | 82.64 | 97% | 2020-11-03 |
| 1344. | Machine (guldan) | 82.63 | 99% | 2019-01-19 |
| 1345. | Rev (rev_) | 82.62 | 97% | 2020-01-24 |
| 1346. | Samir (shakensmear) | 82.60 | 96% | 2019-04-15 |
| 1347. | Beth (beth5507) | 82.57 | 99% | 2019-02-18 |
| 1348. | Kev (joebob1235) | 82.56 | 96% | 2020-12-16 |
| 1349. | Elizabeth (elizabethwei) | 82.56 | 97% | 2020-08-25 |
| 1350. | asleep (not_awake) | 82.55 | 97% | 2019-08-03 |
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| Default (English) | 3,581 | 96.81 | December 10, 2017 |
| New English Texts | 1 | 105.39 | May 28, 2022 |