So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13961. | pieter (piere129) | 78.24 | 98% | 2017-03-16 |
| 13962. | Oz (ozwaldington) | 78.24 | 91% | 2015-01-06 |
| 13963. | dave (davedavedave) | 78.24 | 94% | 2013-08-21 |
| 13964. | Sean (sebby_man) | 78.23 | 94% | 2013-10-04 |
| 13965. | Juicy (juicytomato) | 78.23 | 98% | 2022-12-22 |
| 13966. | m (mk_gm1) | 78.23 | — | 2010-02-08 |
| 13967. | Jack (jackhftang) | 78.23 | 97% | 2012-11-20 |
| 13968. | velosofy (velosofy) | 78.22 | 89% | 2014-03-01 |
| 13969. | Kimmer (kimmerr) | 78.22 | 95% | 2021-04-29 |
| 13970. | Mariana Di (marianadi) | 78.22 | 95% | 2021-09-14 |
| 13971. | June (yannialshoufi) | 78.22 | 97.4% | 2023-07-07 |
| 13972. | Jo (spahgetti) | 78.22 | 94% | 2016-03-30 |
| 13973. | Szymon (pazdinho_) | 78.22 | 97% | 2021-04-03 |
| 13974. | gaf (shinryu1324) | 78.22 | 96% | 2021-09-18 |
| 13975. | Al (alxm) | 78.22 | 95% | 2015-06-01 |
| 13976. | Ryan (fine_n_bright) | 78.22 | 98% | 2011-06-28 |
| 13977. | Can't (canitypeatall) | 78.21 | 96.4% | 2023-10-20 |
| 13978. | Isaac (isjfw) | 78.21 | 97% | 2022-09-16 |
| 13979. | tstats[zaphoidx] (zaphoidx) | 78.21 | 85% | 2015-05-16 |
| 13980. | Jade (rikzjdp) | 78.21 | 89% | 2016-08-11 |
| 13981. | Brandon (draikuo) | 78.20 | 97% | 2019-10-24 |
| 13982. | Gabe (gbrownie22) | 78.20 | 96.1% | 2021-02-21 |
| 13983. | brian (racerepyt123) | 78.20 | 96% | 2023-04-02 |
| 13984. | no (archerypro459) | 78.20 | 95% | 2020-11-02 |
| 13985. | Balazs (blazehills) | 78.20 | 95% | 2012-11-17 |
| 13986. | Jonathan (spiddypoorson) | 78.20 | — | 2010-11-24 |
| 13987. | syed (nayaz) | 78.20 | 97% | 2016-05-03 |
| 13988. | Akela (akela123) | 78.20 | 96% | 2019-03-18 |
| 13989. | fat fat fatty (fatfinga) | 78.19 | 98% | 2023-02-22 |
| 13990. | Swag (adobekobe) | 78.19 | 97% | 2021-02-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |