I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3603. | spidergrass (spidergrass) | 106.66 | 99% | 2024-09-30 |
| 3604. | R (rhinousc) | 106.66 | 99% | 2018-05-10 |
| 3605. | Ally (2_ally_) | 106.66 | 98% | 2025-08-09 |
| 3606. | Jacob (siskonwich) | 106.66 | 97% | 2020-07-20 |
| 3607. | Lark (sirhaxbard) | 106.66 | 98% | 2019-05-03 |
| 3608. | IconaruSefuThau (iconaru12) | 106.65 | 96% | 2023-12-17 |
| 3609. | hiKalS (hikals) | 106.65 | 98% | 2017-10-16 |
| 3610. | noobnoob (garblovian) | 106.65 | 99% | 2021-08-18 |
| 3611. | eric (raptaboy) | 106.63 | 100% | 2017-02-10 |
| 3612. | Vasco (vascof) | 106.63 | 97% | 2016-01-13 |
| 3613. | Sir Typist (sir_typist) | 106.63 | 98.2% | 2024-06-18 |
| 3614. | Pedraam (pedraamy) | 106.61 | 99% | 2022-04-15 |
| 3615. | Mike (williefisterbutt) | 106.60 | 98% | 2018-07-21 |
| 3616. | Diego (divarela) | 106.60 | 98% | 2026-04-28 |
| 3617. | Kevin (kevinthedavis) | 106.60 | 97% | 2015-04-13 |
| 3618. | nvm (bibbeldi) | 106.60 | 91% | 2015-04-30 |
| 3619. | AJ (zap101) | 106.59 | 96% | 2016-05-05 |
| 3620. | Pielicker (pielicker) | 106.58 | 99% | 2018-07-13 |
| 3621. | Mimin (miminpickle) | 106.58 | 99% | 2024-12-20 |
| 3622. | Rok (ralenze) | 106.56 | 96.6% | 2021-02-05 |
| 3623. | Shawn (frezna) | 106.56 | 98% | 2023-01-22 |
| 3624. | Slowman (slowman101) | 106.56 | 99% | 2025-11-14 |
| 3625. | back for a while (nonquit_p... | 106.55 | 96% | 2022-11-03 |
| 3626. | Eric (ek81) | 106.55 | 96% | 2015-05-13 |
| 3627. | Fickle (mongolo123) | 106.54 | 97.1% | 2023-08-21 |
| 3628. | KC (hotdogkc) | 106.54 | 99.2% | 2024-05-16 |
| 3629. | ty (sloasstyper) | 106.53 | 99% | 2025-10-02 |
| 3630. | An (fastfing) | 106.53 | 98.5% | 2023-06-07 |
| 3631. | Last (thelastmuffin) | 106.52 | 99% | 2021-06-04 |
| 3632. | blulb (blusader) | 106.52 | 98% | 2022-06-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |