The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13624. | Mitchell (jon159357) | 82.36 | 97% | 2016-02-16 |
| 13625. | a (yungskrunt) | 82.35 | 96% | 2022-01-14 |
| 13626. | volt7777 (voltrix7) | 82.35 | 98% | 2022-11-24 |
| 13627. | Tyler (kirby89) | 82.35 | 93% | 2014-07-30 |
| 13628. | SMdG (hyperlord) | 82.35 | 98.8% | 2023-09-08 |
| 13629. | Nikolai (niicky12) | 82.35 | 96% | 2012-06-04 |
| 13630. | Sasuke (leandroisamazing) | 82.35 | 97% | 2020-01-25 |
| 13631. | Javier (jozuna) | 82.35 | 97% | 2020-12-17 |
| 13632. | thuc (thucdx) | 82.35 | 96% | 2013-02-11 |
| 13633. | buttbag (letsbecatstogether) | 82.35 | 96% | 2016-11-17 |
| 13634. | D.k. (kumardeep22) | 82.35 | — | 2010-09-04 |
| 13635. | Hedazzal (hedazzal) | 82.35 | 91% | 2014-04-07 |
| 13636. | Erick (velasco1) | 82.34 | 99% | 2017-06-18 |
| 13637. | Teodor (demreps) | 82.34 | 92% | 2016-02-13 |
| 13638. | appropriate nicknames pls (... | 82.34 | 96% | 2013-04-24 |
| 13639. | Eugene (yujinblue) | 82.34 | 96% | 2013-04-19 |
| 13640. | AJ (zap101) | 82.33 | 96% | 2015-07-12 |
| 13641. | Terence (notterrence) | 82.33 | 97% | 2019-05-10 |
| 13642. | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)🖕 (your... | 82.33 | 95% | 2021-05-18 |
| 13643. | Jake (jakexx) | 82.33 | 97.1% | 2021-02-18 |
| 13644. | wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii... | 82.33 | 96% | 2021-05-12 |
| 13645. | Kamran (kamranagayev) | 82.33 | — | 2009-03-31 |
| 13646. | Nohin (nohin) | 82.32 | 97.2% | 2023-07-31 |
| 13647. | JuniperBlossom (juniperblos... | 82.32 | 99% | 2016-09-28 |
| 13648. | Ali (afregistry) | 82.32 | 97% | 2018-09-08 |
| 13649. | Roberto (shakul) | 82.31 | 96% | 2021-06-18 |
| 13650. | Romi (romino) | 82.31 | 98% | 2022-09-05 |
| 13651. | Stay (stayscaffolded) | 82.31 | 97% | 2018-01-14 |
| 13652. | Phil (phll2) | 82.31 | 96% | 2015-01-21 |
| 13653. | Ashley (love_ashley) | 82.31 | — | 2008-09-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |