Kryten: Sir, I just can't eat any more raw coffee. Lister: [pouring a jar of coffee grounds into his bowl] Two more bowls. Kryten: But I, sir, I am sober, honest! Lister: OK, who are you and why are you here? Kryten: I'm some kind of robot, who's fighting this virus, and none of this exists. It's all in a fever. Except for you guys, who really do exist, only you're not really here, you're really in some spaceship in the future. If that's got to make sense, I don't wanna *be* sober!
—from Red Dwarf: Gunmen of the Apocalypse, a other by Rob Grant and Doug Naylor
Active since June 26, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1650. | Michael (larkorin) | 61.33 | 95% | 2020-03-04 |
| 1651. | wii (nobodylovesraymond) | 61.30 | 96% | 2018-12-19 |
| 1652. | Nikhil (_programmer_) | 61.30 | 96% | 2018-09-22 |
| 1653. | Eros (tigeros) | 61.29 | 96% | 2019-06-07 |
| 1654. | sonny (sonnysixteen) | 61.24 | 98% | 2019-08-21 |
| 1655. | Egor (egorbugaev3) | 61.22 | 97% | 2019-08-15 |
| 1656. | Cameron (camma) | 61.21 | 96% | 2019-02-14 |
| 1657. | MadBantha II (madbanthaii) | 61.19 | 94% | 2019-05-28 |
| 1658. | Ernest (kevinkrish) | 61.19 | 95% | 2018-06-21 |
| 1659. | Zachary (zxckts) | 61.15 | 95% | 2019-07-18 |
| 1660. | Austin (air_tree) | 61.13 | 96% | 2019-06-22 |
| 1661. | Eugene (rawners) | 61.08 | 96% | 2019-07-16 |
| 1662. | Rhishabh (rhish) | 61.07 | 96% | 2019-01-24 |
| 1663. | nani (typingfever) | 61.04 | 94% | 2019-08-18 |
| 1664. | Daniel (oksshammy) | 61.00 | 97% | 2018-03-25 |
| 1665. | BootySlayer69 (montrealtyper) | 60.97 | 97% | 2020-01-20 |
| 1666. | Mohit (mohit2208) | 60.95 | 96% | 2020-03-04 |
| 1667. | Susannah (zannahdoll) | 60.95 | 99% | 2017-10-01 |
| 1668. | Mohammed (mi_14) | 60.94 | 96% | 2017-12-20 |
| 1669. | Travis (daltrav1) | 60.90 | 96% | 2017-11-09 |
| 1670. | Quibz (white_fire) | 60.86 | 96% | 2017-07-14 |
| 1671. | Mickel (starlord322) | 60.84 | 98% | 2017-12-26 |
| 1672. | Liam (liam236) | 60.84 | 96% | 2017-07-30 |
| 1673. | Kabi (kabivelrat) | 60.80 | 97% | 2019-11-28 |
| 1674. | Betoncios (betoncios) | 60.78 | 98% | 2019-10-24 |
| 1675. | Fievel (iamarobot_yo) | 60.74 | 97% | 2019-01-06 |
| 1676. | Luis (luispartosa) | 60.74 | 95% | 2019-03-11 |
| 1677. | Izzy (izzypistilli) | 60.73 | 96% | 2019-10-15 |
| 1678. | Manbir (shadowkillz) | 60.72 | 94% | 2020-02-26 |
| 1679. | Shar (sharburrus) | 60.72 | 96% | 2018-12-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 3,588 | 77.52 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 79.26 | May 21, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 49.38 | October 28, 2021 |