I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12380. | Omdrshdl (omdrshdl) | 83.83 | 97.6% | 2024-02-22 |
| 12381. | Ben (benf999) | 83.83 | 96% | 2020-03-04 |
| 12382. | tl (techlead) | 83.83 | 94% | 2019-10-09 |
| 12383. | ShockBaaz (shockbass) | 83.83 | 95% | 2019-03-03 |
| 12384. | Tony (silhouette015) | 83.82 | 97% | 2022-08-09 |
| 12385. | mistirri (mistirri) | 83.82 | 98% | 2022-12-12 |
| 12386. | Dambi (tomino) | 83.82 | 99% | 2023-03-06 |
| 12387. | DiscoveryAlpha (j2997) | 83.81 | 98% | 2020-09-29 |
| 12388. | thunderbeast (thunderbeast_) | 83.81 | 98% | 2021-06-06 |
| 12389. | Yorg (_yrg) | 83.81 | 97% | 2021-08-01 |
| 12390. | Stas (tracersm) | 83.81 | 99% | 2021-11-09 |
| 12391. | Darth (yamukz) | 83.81 | 96% | 2017-08-11 |
| 12392. | Erik (ish4) | 83.81 | 95% | 2017-04-12 |
| 12393. | Ronald (ron777) | 83.81 | 99% | 2018-04-04 |
| 12394. | upsala_qwerty (upsala_qwerty) | 83.80 | 96% | 2022-03-13 |
| 12395. | oluwatoba (oluwatoba) | 83.80 | 98% | 2019-08-04 |
| 12396. | Susannah (zannahdoll) | 83.79 | 100% | 2017-05-30 |
| 12397. | carter (cdog980) | 83.79 | 97% | 2022-12-17 |
| 12398. | kaia (kaiakitty) | 83.79 | 99.4% | 2023-08-24 |
| 12399. | 2nd slowest typist (type30wpm) | 83.78 | 97.7% | 2024-03-19 |
| 12400. | pranked (pranker666) | 83.78 | 95% | 2021-12-17 |
| 12401. | David (cmagic_f) | 83.78 | 97% | 2020-06-07 |
| 12402. | Tim (chaos3333) | 83.77 | 97% | 2025-02-28 |
| 12403. | Hubert (hube04) | 83.77 | 97.3% | 2024-05-03 |
| 12404. | O (omos_530) | 83.77 | 97% | 2020-03-06 |
| 12405. | Samuel (monxii) | 83.77 | 97% | 2023-01-02 |
| 12406. | zbee :] (449783) | 83.77 | 97.6% | 2023-11-06 |
| 12407. | Erick (velasco1) | 83.77 | 97% | 2019-10-08 |
| 12408. | afk irl (midget_spinner) | 83.77 | 95% | 2020-11-02 |
| 12409. | Aaron (aaroh) | 83.77 | 98% | 2019-06-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |