So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6982. | Hollywood (rookle) | 92.81 | 96% | 2011-12-13 |
| 6983. | Tristan (tristanhilton85) | 92.81 | 99% | 2017-08-17 |
| 6984. | Marcel (razhork) | 92.80 | 98% | 2016-01-17 |
| 6985. | jon (oatmeeeal) | 92.80 | 98% | 2020-08-01 |
| 6986. | Poppa (ghome) | 92.80 | 95% | 2022-02-15 |
| 6987. | OnlyStanz (tanni) | 92.80 | 98% | 2022-12-27 |
| 6988. | Polymathic Kitteh (aurash) | 92.80 | 97% | 2014-10-26 |
| 6989. | JD (jigglyjd) | 92.79 | 99% | 2022-12-15 |
| 6990. | Seven (sevenupr91) | 92.79 | 94% | 2014-07-10 |
| 6991. | Shen (chermsgerms) | 92.79 | 97% | 2020-06-11 |
| 6992. | yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy... | 92.79 | 97% | 2023-09-11 |
| 6993. | Uses Home Row (nickmanning214) | 92.79 | 98% | 2017-08-20 |
| 6994. | ㅤ (pinktortoise) | 92.78 | 97% | 2023-10-01 |
| 6995. | BG (beatrice_akeenan) | 92.78 | 96% | 2021-04-26 |
| 6996. | Justin (jtam11) | 92.77 | 95% | 2014-12-18 |
| 6997. | Chris (chrisrain) | 92.77 | 91% | 2014-10-12 |
| 6998. | Zach (zank0) | 92.76 | 97% | 2022-10-16 |
| 6999. | Tiffany (afluffybunny) | 92.76 | 95% | 2015-03-12 |
| 7000. | Zakiy (zakiy) | 92.76 | 96% | 2021-09-16 |
| 7001. | Alex (the_drifter) | 92.75 | 97% | 2013-04-24 |
| 7002. | FNTM (fntmsage) | 92.75 | 97% | 2019-01-24 |
| 7003. | Matthew (fryzigg) | 92.75 | 98% | 2022-08-17 |
| 7004. | jazzduck (jazzduck) | 92.75 | 99% | 2022-07-06 |
| 7005. | Namik (mythical) | 92.75 | — | 2008-11-29 |
| 7006. | someghost (someghost) | 92.75 | 93% | 2014-02-05 |
| 7007. | Frames (jjlinden) | 92.74 | 98% | 2019-06-16 |
| 7008. | Farzad (farzad_) | 92.74 | 97% | 2019-07-16 |
| 7009. | Robin (starseed1983) | 92.74 | 99% | 2011-07-27 |
| 7010. | Austin (galactiac) | 92.74 | 95% | 2016-01-26 |
| 7011. | Aceofspades9 (aceofspades9) | 92.74 | 95% | 2014-03-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |