So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26897. | (dexterward) | 57.04 | 96% | 2019-03-23 |
| 26898. | (write) | 57.04 | 90% | 2013-04-05 |
| 26899. | (porosh45) | 57.03 | 95% | 2023-03-02 |
| 26900. | (thanhbinh1102) | 57.03 | — | 2010-05-26 |
| 26901. | (conan_godman) | 57.03 | 92% | 2011-06-30 |
| 26902. | (realorideal) | 57.03 | 91% | 2013-01-20 |
| 26903. | (quick) | 57.03 | — | 2009-03-16 |
| 26904. | (b0b1r) | 57.03 | 92% | 2012-10-01 |
| 26905. | (archie1435) | 57.03 | 92% | 2016-12-31 |
| 26906. | (shortxsteps) | 57.02 | 95% | 2012-03-17 |
| 26907. | (sireon) | 57.02 | 96% | 2021-10-13 |
| 26908. | (rakesh69) | 57.02 | 97% | 2022-02-23 |
| 26909. | PriyaM (bagyam) | 57.02 | 98.2% | 2023-07-20 |
| 26910. | (nut_meg) | 57.02 | 97% | 2016-07-23 |
| 26911. | (stevany) | 57.02 | — | 2009-12-06 |
| 26912. | (boydongnai) | 57.02 | — | 2010-11-05 |
| 26913. | (beebeep) | 57.01 | 94% | 2023-02-23 |
| 26914. | (mh7755628) | 57.01 | 95% | 2020-12-30 |
| 26915. | (arorigin) | 57.01 | 96% | 2020-07-18 |
| 26916. | nadeem (nadeemgujjar) | 57.01 | 97% | 2020-04-04 |
| 26917. | (hamtaro636) | 57.01 | 95% | 2021-12-03 |
| 26918. | (mpekatsa) | 57.01 | 95% | 2019-05-08 |
| 26919. | (prinz_izzy14) | 57.01 | 91% | 2016-01-21 |
| 26920. | (zangetsu) | 57.01 | — | 2009-01-18 |
| 26921. | Achim (rubbishaka80) | 57.01 | — | 2011-04-04 |
| 26922. | (thejape) | 57.00 | 93% | 2022-05-20 |
| 26923. | (lh13963639637) | 57.00 | 97% | 2022-11-29 |
| 26924. | (gaabby) | 57.00 | 95% | 2021-10-07 |
| 26925. | (john_eric) | 57.00 | 96% | 2016-10-13 |
| 26926. | Bro (bromia) | 57.00 | 95% | 2022-08-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |