Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1487. | joe (lerler246) | 86.67 | 98% | 2020-02-13 |
| 1488. | Andy (andyok) | 86.65 | 98% | 2018-10-20 |
| 1489. | Haung (zeropower) | 86.65 | 98% | 2018-04-23 |
| 1490. | Sebastian (ruuun) | 86.65 | 99% | 2017-09-12 |
| 1491. | Amelia (ahmillzah) | 86.65 | 96% | 2019-06-27 |
| 1492. | gachiBob (luketheduke03) | 86.61 | 96% | 2017-11-01 |
| 1493. | Renata (pandanite) | 86.60 | 96% | 2018-04-05 |
| 1494. | Ally (cloneboy99) | 86.55 | 98% | 2018-06-05 |
| 1495. | Dawid (haxooo) | 86.53 | 99% | 2018-05-01 |
| 1496. | Vbee (vb33) | 86.51 | 98% | 2021-08-16 |
| 1497. | Eran (umm_eran) | 86.49 | 97% | 2019-07-07 |
| 1498. | Herman (hermantam) | 86.48 | 98% | 2018-06-23 |
| 1499. | Mike (redlettermedia) | 86.47 | 98% | 2019-07-16 |
| 1500. | hahnur (hahnurk) | 86.47 | 96% | 2019-06-26 |
| 1501. | Khiem (nocer) | 86.45 | 97% | 2019-05-20 |
| 1502. | Cassie (cassienae) | 86.44 | 98% | 2019-06-07 |
| 1503. | Zane (zaneyt) | 86.43 | 97% | 2019-12-05 |
| 1504. | Artem (gushinartem) | 86.42 | 96% | 2021-08-05 |
| 1505. | caique (caiquelira) | 86.40 | 99% | 2018-09-06 |
| 1506. | Mighty (avengers_2019) | 86.37 | 97% | 2019-10-29 |
| 1507. | Isaac (newtion) | 86.37 | 98% | 2019-07-20 |
| 1508. | Dustin (jw65904) | 86.36 | 97% | 2020-02-13 |
| 1509. | Existential Explorer (natmac4) | 86.36 | 97% | 2019-07-26 |
| 1510. | Evani (evani78) | 86.35 | 98% | 2018-02-24 |
| 1511. | David (dave_em) | 86.32 | 98% | 2021-08-18 |
| 1512. | tasha (tbrown_89) | 86.32 | 99% | 2018-02-15 |
| 1513. | Vinh (varic) | 86.31 | 97% | 2018-12-24 |
| 1514. | Boon Chuan (nitrolego) | 86.31 | 97% | 2019-07-07 |
| 1515. | Chad (godchad) | 86.30 | 98% | 2018-12-05 |
| 1516. | Will (williamwang) | 86.29 | 99% | 2018-06-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |