Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3386. | ARLU (frank87) | 65.58 | 97% | 2021-07-18 |
| 3387. | sybell john sajan (sybell) | 65.57 | 98% | 2017-09-27 |
| 3388. | SauceyRed (redangel09) | 65.55 | 96% | 2017-09-21 |
| 3389. | Alan (bl4n) | 65.53 | 96% | 2021-08-14 |
| 3390. | mpaarating (mpaarating) | 65.52 | 96% | 2018-09-11 |
| 3391. | Aidan (aidan4212007) | 65.52 | 96% | 2018-10-18 |
| 3392. | cornpops (lewstherim) | 65.52 | 97% | 2018-03-20 |
| 3393. | Andrew (ugllllylyy) | 65.48 | 97% | 2018-08-25 |
| 3394. | Daniel (justalegitgamer) | 65.46 | 95% | 2018-11-04 |
| 3395. | xXBeyBladeMasterXx (xxbeybl... | 65.45 | 96% | 2019-05-30 |
| 3396. | (shaun022) | 65.45 | 95% | 2020-02-13 |
| 3397. | Jorryn (vicmg) | 65.44 | 96% | 2021-07-29 |
| 3398. | Mysteryes (mysteryes) | 65.44 | 96% | 2018-01-19 |
| 3399. | Aaron (mountrr) | 65.43 | 95% | 2021-08-19 |
| 3400. | You (checkicus) | 65.39 | 98% | 2019-05-31 |
| 3401. | Ian (imatson9119) | 65.39 | 98% | 2019-06-19 |
| 3402. | Zandro (zandrocraft) | 65.36 | 94% | 2019-10-11 |
| 3403. | Nenad (sima_car) | 65.36 | 96% | 2017-10-17 |
| 3404. | Acceptance (riskirw) | 65.33 | 95% | 2019-05-01 |
| 3405. | Tony (itsonlytony) | 65.32 | 95% | 2021-08-06 |
| 3406. | dou (beahdou) | 65.32 | 98% | 2019-03-13 |
| 3407. | Larkin (staslarkin) | 65.31 | 97% | 2019-03-23 |
| 3408. | Hassaan (hassaan3095) | 65.28 | 97% | 2019-05-23 |
| 3409. | Jun (pywoespamb) | 65.27 | 95% | 2019-03-14 |
| 3410. | zack (zack0w0) | 65.26 | 96% | 2019-06-26 |
| 3411. | Jordan (stickykees) | 65.26 | 96% | 2019-09-01 |
| 3412. | nta1207 (nta0796) | 65.26 | 95% | 2018-12-24 |
| 3413. | sire (jvemp) | 65.24 | 96% | 2018-05-04 |
| 3414. | Ibrahim (sambel) | 65.24 | 95% | 2017-10-01 |
| 3415. | Ahsan (ahsanhussain) | 65.22 | 96% | 2019-10-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |