So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25952. | Pete (peteau) | 59.15 | 93% | 2017-05-30 |
| 25953. | Wanda (upquark) | 59.15 | 92% | 2012-12-20 |
| 25954. | Tukang (tukang) | 59.15 | 93% | 2013-01-15 |
| 25955. | MArcel (marcel01) | 59.15 | 92% | 2014-03-21 |
| 25956. | sarah (infiniterace) | 59.15 | 92% | 2011-07-16 |
| 25957. | Donkquixote (donkquixote) | 59.15 | 95% | 2016-07-21 |
| 25958. | Rick (araishikeiwai) | 59.14 | — | 2010-11-29 |
| 25959. | Tim (dragon5453) | 59.14 | 97% | 2022-08-30 |
| 25960. | Cassandra (sandruh) | 59.14 | 89% | 2014-11-28 |
| 25961. | Lesya (lesyalackey) | 59.14 | 94% | 2015-06-06 |
| 25962. | Isaac (tkdwarrior) | 59.14 | 96% | 2021-11-07 |
| 25963. | Ikhlas (mkhalis88) | 59.14 | 97% | 2021-07-12 |
| 25964. | berber (berber0518) | 59.14 | 96% | 2016-08-16 |
| 25965. | Travis (daltrav1) | 59.14 | 96% | 2018-02-04 |
| 25966. | Ling Wei (lingwei) | 59.14 | — | 2010-12-16 |
| 25967. | khiav (war202122) | 59.14 | 95% | 2015-03-30 |
| 25968. | niljun (niljunnavarro) | 59.13 | 90% | 2014-03-12 |
| 25969. | Zandro (zandrocraft) | 59.13 | 93% | 2019-09-26 |
| 25970. | josh (joshjacko) | 59.12 | 94% | 2022-03-29 |
| 25971. | Alan (alanmv01) | 59.12 | 96.8% | 2023-10-23 |
| 25972. | Flo (xtalismanx) | 59.12 | 89% | 2016-11-06 |
| 25973. | nantha (splnanthakumar) | 59.12 | 98% | 2012-07-05 |
| 25974. | Azhar (tozar) | 59.12 | 95% | 2016-01-23 |
| 25975. | Peter (pann) | 59.12 | 94% | 2013-12-03 |
| 25976. | Jack (jacksaff) | 59.12 | 95% | 2011-09-10 |
| 25977. | José (ferender) | 59.12 | 91% | 2011-10-17 |
| 25978. | Sam (xafss) | 59.11 | 93% | 2022-05-24 |
| 25979. | mr.purpose24 (hacker51) | 59.11 | 95% | 2021-01-08 |
| 25980. | Benji (benjijg) | 59.11 | 92% | 2015-05-04 |
| 25981. | pvphigh (puky1) | 59.11 | 92% | 2015-12-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |