I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3329. | kasra (kasraclan) | 73.25 | 98% | 2025-02-26 |
| 3330. | jacopo (auggu) | 73.23 | 96% | 2024-08-06 |
| 3331. | Nick (legnik) | 73.12 | 96.2% | 2023-08-30 |
| 3332. | jobaer (voidjdd) | 73.10 | 97.6% | 2024-08-10 |
| 3333. | Hristache Andrei (hristache... | 73.10 | 98% | 2024-02-20 |
| 3334. | Achintya (cubefreak777) | 73.10 | 96% | 2023-05-07 |
| 3335. | NECRO (qpbd) | 73.08 | 96% | 2025-09-21 |
| 3336. | artist (apg21092002) | 73.08 | 95.7% | 2023-10-31 |
| 3337. | Lia (calumhood_) | 73.06 | 97% | 2025-12-04 |
| 3338. | Flacer (rachesser) | 73.06 | 97% | 2023-09-21 |
| 3339. | dishonesty (d1shon3sty) | 73.04 | 98% | 2025-02-23 |
| 3340. | Viacheslav (krevetko) | 73.04 | 95.7% | 2024-03-23 |
| 3341. | Vijay (vijays4404) | 73.00 | 95% | 2025-12-19 |
| 3342. | kentlim (lsk133) | 72.97 | 97.1% | 2024-11-29 |
| 3343. | Tig Bitties (tigbitties1) | 72.95 | 97.5% | 2024-07-25 |
| 3344. | Elia (elia222) | 72.93 | 96.1% | 2023-07-15 |
| 3345. | avrge typist (zameerr) | 72.91 | 98.3% | 2024-10-02 |
| 3346. | GunFerret (gunferret) | 72.90 | 97% | 2025-08-26 |
| 3347. | Somebody (r_a_c_e_r) | 72.89 | 98% | 2024-02-03 |
| 3348. | Gabriel (akgabe) | 72.85 | 97% | 2023-04-28 |
| 3349. | The Strongest (olderia) | 72.84 | 95% | 2025-10-10 |
| 3350. | hot (hotsingle) | 72.83 | 94.8% | 2024-01-02 |
| 3351. | ScholarGoblin (scholargoblin) | 72.80 | 96.6% | 2024-08-07 |
| 3352. | g0os3 (g0os3) | 72.80 | 95% | 2024-08-18 |
| 3353. | Ryba_CZE (ryba_cze) | 72.78 | 96% | 2025-05-16 |
| 3354. | Rift026 (rift026) | 72.78 | 96% | 2023-04-14 |
| 3355. | e-ugovor.rs (ufo_lander_and... | 72.78 | 94.9% | 2024-03-15 |
| 3356. | Musta (mustaghami) | 72.74 | 97.8% | 2023-09-10 |
| 3357. | demonkilla (demonkilla) | 72.71 | 96% | 2025-05-18 |
| 3358. | BladeRunner (poboy1) | 72.69 | 96% | 2024-04-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |