The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18201. | (aninactive) | 74.74 | 95% | 2020-10-27 |
| 18202. | new (pookieface) | 74.74 | 97% | 2016-03-15 |
| 18203. | Derek (reigichibi) | 74.73 | 95% | 2019-03-19 |
| 18204. | Foxy (nam_nai) | 74.73 | 98% | 2022-09-28 |
| 18205. | Drek (drek321) | 74.73 | 91% | 2013-02-22 |
| 18206. | Vaughan (nahguav) | 74.73 | 92% | 2016-01-13 |
| 18207. | Flansgorp (flansgorp) | 74.73 | 95% | 2015-08-10 |
| 18208. | Mikhail (mayham92) | 74.72 | 99% | 2021-07-27 |
| 18209. | Enrico (enricoaf) | 74.72 | 96% | 2017-11-01 |
| 18210. | Anthony (ianozia) | 74.72 | 93% | 2011-08-24 |
| 18211. | Marwin (luntram) | 74.72 | 98% | 2022-02-11 |
| 18212. | Brandon (zombieapocalypse) | 74.72 | 97% | 2022-01-07 |
| 18213. | deceitful (deceitful) | 74.72 | 91% | 2013-10-22 |
| 18214. | fdsafdsa (szesz) | 74.72 | 97% | 2021-09-26 |
| 18215. | Harry (harry_k) | 74.72 | 98% | 2022-05-23 |
| 18216. | Jay (callmepapajay) | 74.72 | 98% | 2020-11-13 |
| 18217. | Nicolas (zalvix) | 74.71 | 95% | 2019-01-11 |
| 18218. | Jerry (jerry300) | 74.71 | 97% | 2019-11-11 |
| 18219. | Friedrich (drmomake) | 74.71 | 95% | 2017-05-23 |
| 18220. | Kelly (kthrynklly) | 74.71 | — | 2011-01-02 |
| 18221. | Builder (builderftw) | 74.70 | 98% | 2015-09-11 |
| 18222. | Ali (djsum) | 74.70 | 93% | 2013-05-14 |
| 18223. | ks (sempiedram) | 74.70 | 96% | 2021-05-17 |
| 18224. | Russell (anaxo) | 74.70 | 91% | 2014-04-02 |
| 18225. | Hoppy (crunchydog) | 74.70 | 98% | 2020-05-02 |
| 18226. | (a12456) | 74.70 | — | 2010-01-02 |
| 18227. | Darwin (spellmancer) | 74.70 | — | 2010-03-20 |
| 18228. | Chris (christian137) | 74.70 | 96% | 2017-04-05 |
| 18229. | sunil (udpsunil) | 74.69 | — | 2011-01-16 |
| 18230. | rachel (rachelk) | 74.69 | — | 2008-11-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |