Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3271. | POOKR (pookr) | 74.69 | 98% | 2020-03-19 |
| 3272. | MrWarioMan (mrwarioman) | 74.69 | 96% | 2017-10-23 |
| 3273. | itchyaminoacid (335080673) | 74.68 | 97% | 2019-04-16 |
| 3274. | Juan (juanma04) | 74.67 | 94% | 2019-11-24 |
| 3275. | nmx (nemaxhd) | 74.65 | 96% | 2020-12-01 |
| 3276. | Simon (knull) | 74.65 | 97% | 2018-11-27 |
| 3277. | Fitri (endeavor42) | 74.64 | 96% | 2019-02-15 |
| 3278. | WeirdChamp (momboom) | 74.64 | 96% | 2019-02-08 |
| 3279. | ΩmegaMan (omegaman) | 74.63 | 95% | 2019-09-25 |
| 3280. | mike (mikeyyy12) | 74.63 | 96% | 2018-10-19 |
| 3281. | Fridge (cantconnect) | 74.62 | 96% | 2020-10-30 |
| 3282. | Rishabh (360_slowpoke) | 74.61 | 96% | 2017-07-21 |
| 3283. | . (ktindgod) | 74.61 | 97% | 2019-06-23 |
| 3284. | Angelo (jgello) | 74.60 | 96% | 2018-07-29 |
| 3285. | AppleBucking (apple_bucking) | 74.59 | 95% | 2018-11-11 |
| 3286. | hockpond (hockpond) | 74.55 | 96% | 2020-11-15 |
| 3287. | Ashraful (noid621376) | 74.54 | 99% | 2017-07-30 |
| 3288. | Joshua (fehho) | 74.54 | 98% | 2019-12-18 |
| 3289. | Zalkyo (zalkyo) | 74.54 | 97% | 2020-08-27 |
| 3290. | theaveragedude (the_avg_dude) | 74.54 | 98% | 2020-05-20 |
| 3291. | Ameerr (hysteris) | 74.52 | 96% | 2018-01-28 |
| 3292. | Tyler (zerozero) | 74.51 | 97% | 2019-05-03 |
| 3293. | Cody (source_of_logic) | 74.50 | 98% | 2019-06-03 |
| 3294. | Anders (keyboard_smasher_12) | 74.49 | 96% | 2017-09-29 |
| 3295. | shiba inu (bamboozledshibe) | 74.49 | 96% | 2018-02-06 |
| 3296. | DMack (dmack98) | 74.48 | 96% | 2020-04-26 |
| 3297. | ms (sthlm16) | 74.48 | 95% | 2020-10-28 |
| 3298. | Max (chariotrider) | 74.48 | 95% | 2019-12-16 |
| 3299. | horror (dv0rak_gang) | 74.45 | 95% | 2020-08-01 |
| 3300. | Mattias (illmajol) | 74.45 | 98% | 2019-08-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |