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I don't like when I can't control what reality is doing. Which is unfortunate because reality works independently of the things I want, and I have only a limited number of ways to influence it, none of which are guaranteed to work.

—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh

Active since April 12, 2023.
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Leaders

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Rank Username WPM Accuracy Date
215. Sasha (sashavolkoff) 151.24 98.8% 2023-12-05
216. . (chocolatina) 151.20 98.8% 2024-11-06
217. Hugh (mrpiface101) 151.12 98.8% 2024-05-05
218. LIFELINE (ansix2) 150.68 98% 2025-08-29
219. veridis quo (guest_from_bos... 150.63 98.4% 2024-01-19
220. Julianne (pavlova_condition... 150.54 99% 2025-09-23
221. mrpootato (mrpootato) 150.44 99% 2025-05-16
222. meow (xrelative) 150.39 96.6% 2023-06-15
223. (bribe) 150.39 100% 2026-03-29
224. Kukkz (guilherme_sandrini) 150.36 98.8% 2023-09-26
225. 16/f/cali (ultrashibe) 150.28 96% 2026-03-17
226. Xeogran (xeogran) 150.22 98.2% 2023-07-21
227. riker26 (riker26) 150.09 99% 2025-08-21
228. ghoul (abigail_w) 150.08 100% 2025-05-29
229. Principal Wells (ray_wells) 150.04 100% 2023-08-06
230. Aelius Qwerty (aelius_qwerty2) 149.94 99.6% 2023-10-13
231. Zalev Nair (zalev) 149.93 99% 2025-08-21
232. wil (wilruns) 149.91 100% 2024-06-27
233. Max (17maxklivans) 149.89 99% 2026-04-07
234. shikothecat (shikoonlaptop) 149.75 99% 2025-10-31
235. hi (razorlemon2) 149.68 98% 2025-07-26
236. g (gamamer) 149.60 100% 2024-06-17
237. kudo (kudo_) 149.50 98% 2023-08-06
238. pillbug (cwilkinson) 149.44 99.2% 2024-03-15
239. Erin H. (ehorns) 149.41 100% 2026-01-09
240. AWIGLA (asdfljkasdfjk) 149.35 98% 2023-08-31
241. fhbjnrng (fhbjnrng) 149.12 98.8% 2024-10-02
242. 𝓙𝓪𝓮𝓒𝓻𝓮... 149.07 99% 2026-04-20
243. ihatetyping (_i_hate_typing_) 149.01 99.6% 2024-06-10
244. Rado (radoko) 148.97 99% 2025-07-24

Universes

Universe Races Average WPM First Race
Default (English) 8,445 95.64 April 12, 2023