The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24287. | Stanislau (imstanislau) | 70.87 | 96% | 2024-07-16 |
| 24288. | S7V7N SINS (s7v7n_sins) | 70.87 | 94.7% | 2023-12-11 |
| 24289. | surya (surya_2002) | 70.87 | 95.9% | 2024-10-04 |
| 24290. | marshal (marsh_bora3y) | 70.87 | 97% | 2026-01-13 |
| 24291. | Param (parmy) | 70.87 | 96% | 2016-04-01 |
| 24292. | Ariel (aricori21) | 70.87 | 98% | 2020-01-03 |
| 24293. | Gemeine (nemememky) | 70.86 | 96% | 2021-12-01 |
| 24294. | fb (fbexc1) | 70.86 | 97% | 2025-07-09 |
| 24295. | Josh (poon_tamer) | 70.86 | 96% | 2025-02-09 |
| 24296. | eve (evelynthequeen) | 70.86 | 97.4% | 2024-08-07 |
| 24297. | Lazy (lazy_moon) | 70.86 | 96% | 2020-12-21 |
| 24298. | Matthew (nouse4name) | 70.86 | 94% | 2012-10-25 |
| 24299. | K (baokhang) | 70.86 | 94% | 2011-06-07 |
| 24300. | Jeremy (sundown779) | 70.86 | 97% | 2018-03-01 |
| 24301. | randomdancemoves (human) | 70.86 | — | 2010-10-22 |
| 24302. | HMM (hmaullon_cl) | 70.86 | 96% | 2015-02-06 |
| 24303. | zaldeg (zaldeg) | 70.85 | 97% | 2026-05-05 |
| 24304. | jp (genescallop21) | 70.85 | 97% | 2025-06-19 |
| 24305. | wen (notbenwong) | 70.85 | 96% | 2024-09-03 |
| 24306. | Shraybies (_shrraybies_) | 70.85 | 97% | 2023-11-27 |
| 24307. | 🚀 🚀 🚀 (patrickhirsh) | 70.85 | 96% | 2025-08-12 |
| 24308. | Ethan (spork__) | 70.85 | 95% | 2018-04-27 |
| 24309. | Matthew (vokori) | 70.85 | 91% | 2014-02-13 |
| 24310. | DΩrΩψhy-Jeαn Dαcquel I... | 70.84 | 98% | 2025-06-03 |
| 24311. | holden (holden_dix) | 70.84 | 95% | 2026-04-16 |
| 24312. | jj (jesuswashomeless) | 70.84 | 90% | 2013-10-15 |
| 24313. | Psyked (psyked) | 70.84 | 95.2% | 2023-11-28 |
| 24314. | Jerry (jerrybang) | 70.84 | 93% | 2015-06-02 |
| 24315. | Francesco (billyboe) | 70.84 | 95% | 2019-11-22 |
| 24316. | Mrityunjay (mrityunjay9) | 70.84 | 96% | 2020-04-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |