The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34244. | NewBeginning (newbeginning) | 60.54 | 96% | 2017-08-12 |
| 34245. | Chris (shafanovic) | 60.54 | — | 2010-05-06 |
| 34246. | Alfie (alfie_op) | 60.54 | 95% | 2022-01-27 |
| 34247. | A (ajp10304) | 60.54 | 96% | 2022-04-12 |
| 34248. | Kitti (speedometer) | 60.54 | — | 2010-08-12 |
| 34249. | Peter Piper (mockingjay016) | 60.54 | 98% | 2014-09-15 |
| 34250. | Greatest (_greatestever_) | 60.53 | 94% | 2017-01-27 |
| 34251. | Stick (stick69) | 60.53 | 96% | 2022-03-13 |
| 34252. | Orange (the_opulent_orange) | 60.52 | 96% | 2020-12-11 |
| 34253. | Leo (leonardo) | 60.52 | — | 2008-08-31 |
| 34254. | Dhirendra (dhirubsp) | 60.52 | — | 2010-11-25 |
| 34255. | Jackie (dashjbitz) | 60.51 | 95% | 2011-11-09 |
| 34256. | FAHH! (blorfo) | 60.51 | 95.7% | 2023-06-05 |
| 34257. | hxxd (hxxd) | 60.51 | 97% | 2022-01-15 |
| 34258. | coldEr66 (colder66) | 60.51 | 95% | 2018-12-07 |
| 34259. | James (jkpuck) | 60.51 | 92% | 2014-07-31 |
| 34260. | Jake (zalord777) | 60.50 | 98% | 2023-07-26 |
| 34261. | lokesh (vidhvanshak) | 60.50 | 99% | 2021-11-27 |
| 34262. | Shelby (zalak_b) | 60.50 | 95% | 2021-09-19 |
| 34263. | Birdie (dukacola) | 60.50 | 87% | 2015-12-13 |
| 34264. | man (manyoeur) | 60.50 | 96% | 2012-10-11 |
| 34265. | Jennifer (jellyyfish96) | 60.50 | — | 2011-01-16 |
| 34266. | Antti (dekonega) | 60.49 | 92% | 2015-04-01 |
| 34267. | Karol (kbagi) | 60.48 | 98% | 2021-05-30 |
| 34268. | Elien (elien04) | 60.48 | — | 2010-05-11 |
| 34269. | Chris (auracoso) | 60.48 | 96% | 2014-09-05 |
| 34270. | JustinBeaver (vjustin) | 60.48 | 100% | 2016-02-19 |
| 34271. | ks (kkns) | 60.48 | — | 2009-11-15 |
| 34272. | Shivam (shivam_00100) | 60.47 | 94% | 2023-04-07 |
| 34273. | Kayla (kayla_123455) | 60.47 | 98.9% | 2021-02-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |