Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2331. | Ali (ali024) | 82.58 | 97% | 2018-04-23 |
| 2332. | Max (maexxx) | 82.57 | 98% | 2018-09-13 |
| 2333. | Tim (ionianacht) | 82.56 | 96% | 2020-06-14 |
| 2334. | Pazumbs (pazumbs08) | 82.56 | 97% | 2019-04-16 |
| 2335. | Logan (coldpizza) | 82.54 | 95% | 2019-01-22 |
| 2336. | Adrian (adrianmonaghan) | 82.54 | 96% | 2020-11-19 |
| 2337. | Viet (vietvhcr) | 82.53 | 97% | 2020-12-06 |
| 2338. | Min Pro (nimcole) | 82.53 | 98% | 2017-11-09 |
| 2339. | Louis (icyfireman) | 82.52 | 95% | 2019-02-22 |
| 2340. | Hellmione (hellmione) | 82.52 | 98% | 2019-10-04 |
| 2341. | Samuel (xxomg74) | 82.50 | 95% | 2017-09-05 |
| 2342. | Nils (nilsrudberg) | 82.49 | 96% | 2020-10-29 |
| 2343. | Flaccidbone (flaccidbone) | 82.49 | 98% | 2018-09-20 |
| 2344. | Etalm (walter_gilbert) | 82.48 | 97% | 2020-07-29 |
| 2345. | husnosaj (husnosaj) | 82.48 | 97% | 2019-11-05 |
| 2346. | carleel (menamesringo) | 82.48 | 97% | 2019-06-19 |
| 2347. | Zakiy (zakiy) | 82.44 | 97% | 2020-06-08 |
| 2348. | Maynard (weekendtantrums) | 82.43 | 97% | 2017-10-03 |
| 2349. | Alexander (olekpark) | 82.43 | 97% | 2020-10-29 |
| 2350. | Cuong (c_nguyenthien) | 82.43 | 98% | 2018-11-13 |
| 2351. | Aaron (rileymartin) | 82.42 | 96% | 2020-07-14 |
| 2352. | Olivia (livlev) | 82.42 | 97% | 2017-08-09 |
| 2353. | Jeon (idnyhn) | 82.39 | 97% | 2018-02-24 |
| 2354. | Miles (brownedsugar) | 82.39 | 99% | 2020-11-16 |
| 2355. | ジョンジョンジョン... | 82.39 | 96% | 2019-06-28 |
| 2356. | Rosalyn (raisetheroof) | 82.37 | 97% | 2020-05-03 |
| 2357. | James (thurstythurston) | 82.34 | 95% | 2020-05-04 |
| 2358. | Nuji (nuji) | 82.33 | 97% | 2018-03-31 |
| 2359. | Vikas (vikasbalodhi) | 82.33 | 98% | 2019-08-21 |
| 2360. | Javier (javiertzr01) | 82.31 | 95% | 2019-06-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |