The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31490. | liza14 (00liza_14) | 48.11 | — | 2009-08-12 |
| 31491. | gowenk (gowenk) | 48.10 | 92% | 2013-11-26 |
| 31492. | Nguyen (nanoforge) | 48.09 | 94% | 2021-11-21 |
| 31493. | Orzmar (orzmar) | 48.09 | 95% | 2022-03-21 |
| 31494. | Trung (trunghuynh) | 48.09 | — | 2010-10-31 |
| 31495. | Hieronymus (countschlick) | 48.09 | 94% | 2012-04-28 |
| 31496. | mira (arimira) | 48.08 | 95% | 2021-01-07 |
| 31497. | Parker (_parker) | 48.07 | 96% | 2022-01-04 |
| 31498. | Satya (satya123sahoo) | 48.07 | 95% | 2016-05-25 |
| 31499. | hello (hello321) | 48.05 | 94% | 2021-03-26 |
| 31500. | dominic (domboi1) | 48.00 | 90% | 2013-06-26 |
| 31501. | lewe02 (lewe02) | 47.99 | 93.8% | 2023-05-25 |
| 31502. | Emma (emmathakur) | 47.98 | 94% | 2022-05-05 |
| 31503. | Dang (cogi2996) | 47.98 | 96% | 2022-03-31 |
| 31504. | Jheser (dicotips) | 47.97 | 92% | 2016-08-29 |
| 31505. | Turbo (dianyitongxiao) | 47.97 | 94% | 2013-10-26 |
| 31506. | Zaki (zakig) | 47.96 | 87% | 2017-05-06 |
| 31507. | Rovin (rovin) | 47.96 | 88% | 2012-08-20 |
| 31508. | Aryan (rocket2206) | 47.95 | 94.8% | 2023-07-27 |
| 31509. | matt (mpcroft) | 47.95 | 95% | 2019-08-25 |
| 31510. | Bayezid II (rosmas) | 47.94 | 98% | 2023-01-02 |
| 31511. | Imponed (jg814867) | 47.94 | 94% | 2021-01-03 |
| 31512. | nhan (dcc01) | 47.94 | — | 2011-01-18 |
| 31513. | roy (roykoren) | 47.93 | 93.9% | 2021-02-06 |
| 31514. | sevas (sevas) | 47.93 | — | 2009-09-09 |
| 31515. | Magnus (schlagervitz) | 47.92 | 92% | 2016-08-04 |
| 31516. | Ahanaf Shahriar (shahriar013) | 47.91 | 94% | 2022-11-26 |
| 31517. | Danky (dankyv1) | 47.91 | 94% | 2021-06-10 |
| 31518. | ILEE (ilee) | 47.91 | 94% | 2014-08-13 |
| 31519. | Sam (sam1725) | 47.89 | 94% | 2021-03-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |