See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2982. | Paul (retropixel99) | 108.57 | 99% | 2020-07-24 |
| 2983. | Nanashi (nanasheen) | 108.57 | 98% | 2022-08-17 |
| 2984. | BigChungus (vynzvynz) | 108.56 | 98% | 2021-12-04 |
| 2985. | tivo (tivotavo) | 108.56 | 98% | 2023-01-23 |
| 2986. | Devin (devinqu) | 108.55 | 97% | 2021-04-29 |
| 2987. | J.I. (ji1121) | 108.54 | 97.8% | 2025-04-14 |
| 2988. | asdf (lgiuafew) | 108.54 | 98.6% | 2024-05-02 |
| 2989. | Shmooky (scrotemstomper) | 108.54 | 100% | 2021-03-04 |
| 2990. | Cristian (greatsuperpo) | 108.53 | 96% | 2025-04-08 |
| 2991. | cruderustle (cruderustle) | 108.53 | 100% | 2021-01-17 |
| 2992. | Fortune (asadkhan10x) | 108.53 | 97.8% | 2023-07-20 |
| 2993. | D (dmaulish) | 108.52 | 98% | 2022-06-20 |
| 2994. | kap (kappow) | 108.52 | 97% | 2021-08-11 |
| 2995. | Silent G (silentgisback) | 108.52 | 96% | 2020-04-20 |
| 2996. | mOO (moojr) | 108.51 | 98% | 2020-04-13 |
| 2997. | Gary (joeldavis) | 108.49 | 97.7% | 2023-11-25 |
| 2998. | . (saucegodron) | 108.48 | 98.9% | 2024-11-09 |
| 2999. | Dustin (dsthegold23) | 108.48 | 98.4% | 2025-03-31 |
| 3000. | Kathy (keeksies) | 108.48 | 98% | 2020-06-15 |
| 3001. | Zakaria (zakcb) | 108.48 | 98% | 2021-01-12 |
| 3002. | +.-ch!ng (toching) | 108.48 | 97% | 2020-08-18 |
| 3003. | sidm (sidm) | 108.46 | 96% | 2020-06-03 |
| 3004. | sakhaprox (rportnoy) | 108.45 | 100% | 2021-04-22 |
| 3005. | Mango (sdesingh) | 108.44 | 98% | 2021-04-29 |
| 3006. | Delay No More (shardfall) | 108.44 | 98% | 2020-10-19 |
| 3007. | Jun (jacketwithpockets) | 108.43 | 98% | 2022-10-21 |
| 3008. | Kupson (kupson) | 108.43 | 98.1% | 2024-01-22 |
| 3009. | Nikolai (nikovertus) | 108.43 | 99% | 2022-09-01 |
| 3010. | Derek (thenyaz) | 108.42 | 98.8% | 2023-06-10 |
| 3011. | _Eclipse (thesolareclipse) | 108.42 | 98% | 2021-03-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |