So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9641. | Max (qlepto) | 86.43 | 96% | 2021-01-29 |
| 9642. | NELiXERY (nelixery) | 86.43 | 97% | 2015-07-05 |
| 9643. | Brandon (huberdozer) | 86.42 | 98% | 2022-01-14 |
| 9644. | Chris (mctalon1) | 86.42 | 97% | 2019-01-08 |
| 9645. | Moy (moy280) | 86.42 | 97% | 2021-03-20 |
| 9646. | Byron (squishywtrmln) | 86.42 | 86% | 2013-03-25 |
| 9647. | raruma (raruma) | 86.42 | 100% | 2015-10-30 |
| 9648. | David (david32456) | 86.42 | 92% | 2013-02-21 |
| 9649. | Jeffry (coldjeffry12) | 86.41 | 97.6% | 2023-08-02 |
| 9650. | james (earl2bad) | 86.41 | 98% | 2013-12-25 |
| 9651. | Sibidigonky (bromelts) | 86.40 | 96% | 2015-06-04 |
| 9652. | Jaswanth (jazzkriss21) | 86.40 | 98% | 2021-01-17 |
| 9653. | RIP Reckful (demmmskillz) | 86.40 | 96% | 2018-11-06 |
| 9654. | Heather (feedtheflames) | 86.40 | 97% | 2013-01-24 |
| 9655. | Yzmael (yzmael156) | 86.40 | 97% | 2022-12-14 |
| 9656. | Dylan (dylansnyder97) | 86.40 | 96% | 2016-10-20 |
| 9657. | farm (amphiptere) | 86.39 | 99% | 2023-08-28 |
| 9658. | Zak (zakaizen) | 86.39 | 97% | 2019-05-28 |
| 9659. | nassi (l4htaaja) | 86.39 | 95% | 2016-02-25 |
| 9660. | Rachel (warm_diarrhea) | 86.39 | — | 2009-02-13 |
| 9661. | o (seticl) | 86.38 | 96% | 2019-09-23 |
| 9662. | Adam (adamcapo) | 86.38 | — | 2009-03-30 |
| 9663. | Abdriano (abdrian0) | 86.37 | 96% | 2023-03-04 |
| 9664. | midtrac (midtrac) | 86.37 | 97% | 2022-12-07 |
| 9665. | name999 (name_999) | 86.37 | 97% | 2021-01-03 |
| 9666. | Kevin (soccerkevin11) | 86.37 | 94% | 2013-07-24 |
| 9667. | \ (wozby) | 86.37 | 96% | 2014-04-25 |
| 9668. | Queen (queen_charmin) | 86.37 | 92% | 2015-08-22 |
| 9669. | Jack (iviagicjack) | 86.37 | 98% | 2014-04-29 |
| 9670. | Jester (cypher26) | 86.37 | 92% | 2016-04-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |