I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6886. | OdrogTwo (gordo2) | 95.59 | 97% | 2020-10-10 |
| 6887. | SomeGuy (hexadecimal101) | 95.59 | 96% | 2020-02-16 |
| 6888. | Max (madmaxishipandjiggy) | 95.58 | 98.4% | 2024-03-11 |
| 6889. | ishan (gmd_cuber) | 95.58 | 95% | 2025-05-25 |
| 6890. | Melchorio (jcquints) | 95.58 | 97% | 2021-01-11 |
| 6891. | IAmNotJeff (iamnotjeff) | 95.58 | 96% | 2021-02-28 |
| 6892. | ΛLΞX (drellibus) | 95.58 | 97% | 2017-09-28 |
| 6893. | Giselle (giselle100) | 95.57 | 97% | 2021-08-23 |
| 6894. | Zaxx (zaxx) | 95.56 | 97% | 2022-10-21 |
| 6895. | Kittyman10 (kittyman10) | 95.56 | 97% | 2020-04-19 |
| 6896. | Sckroob (sckroob) | 95.55 | 95% | 2021-05-01 |
| 6897. | Yunik Gautam (yunik_gautam) | 95.55 | 98.7% | 2023-06-20 |
| 6898. | Valdebich (k0k1) | 95.55 | 98.7% | 2023-11-05 |
| 6899. | feedbacker (feedbacker) | 95.55 | 99% | 2023-06-04 |
| 6900. | Kamaksha Prasad (kpnaik033) | 95.54 | 99% | 2024-10-03 |
| 6901. | Eakce (xchippy) | 95.54 | 99% | 2021-06-12 |
| 6902. | icedew (icedew07_) | 95.53 | 98% | 2025-04-04 |
| 6903. | GlockSupremo (juppao) | 95.53 | 99% | 2021-01-08 |
| 6904. | Zak (zak_roger) | 95.53 | 97% | 2022-03-08 |
| 6905. | 🍉 (plexisbetter) | 95.53 | 97% | 2017-11-17 |
| 6906. | ted (sayonara999) | 95.53 | 98% | 2019-05-30 |
| 6907. | Alex (vietoris) | 95.52 | 97% | 2025-12-22 |
| 6908. | Doc (lolnice) | 95.52 | 99% | 2023-05-15 |
| 6909. | Allen (coraza) | 95.52 | 99% | 2018-11-07 |
| 6910. | Rod (compangit) | 95.51 | 97% | 2023-01-16 |
| 6911. | glerou (tudesci) | 95.51 | 99% | 2021-03-03 |
| 6912. | Chad (godchad) | 95.51 | 98% | 2020-11-20 |
| 6913. | Alex (icebreaker154) | 95.50 | 97% | 2017-03-06 |
| 6914. | Dumpster (orbitaldumpsterfire) | 95.47 | 100% | 2024-05-24 |
| 6915. | Kinfi4 (kinfi4) | 95.47 | 99% | 2022-10-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |