So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
Active since August 3, 2008.
317 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14381. | Delta (jagonu) | 77.47 | 95% | 2018-04-11 |
| 14382. | xhqrry has two fingers (xhq... | 77.46 | 98% | 2022-04-22 |
| 14383. | Reece (kinetic) | 77.46 | 92% | 2012-10-08 |
| 14384. | Hater (hateself) | 77.46 | 97% | 2017-07-14 |
| 14385. | lana (lanalynn) | 77.46 | 94% | 2014-06-07 |
| 14386. | a (ierfth) | 77.45 | 96% | 2019-01-16 |
| 14387. | Ciprian (c1pri) | 77.45 | 97.5% | 2021-02-01 |
| 14388. | Keith (kbods) | 77.45 | 96% | 2017-08-20 |
| 14389. | Brent (brentosis) | 77.45 | 94% | 2013-02-27 |
| 14390. | Ben (thebenman7dv) | 77.44 | 97% | 2022-05-25 |
| 14391. | 2phat (2phat) | 77.44 | 89% | 2016-02-07 |
| 14392. | N3CREN (n3cren) | 77.44 | 97% | 2023-08-30 |
| 14393. | George (george91) | 77.44 | 91% | 2017-01-25 |
| 14394. | Jay (jaythegoon) | 77.44 | 97% | 2023-02-09 |
| 14395. | Gali (galitype) | 77.44 | 96% | 2022-05-26 |
| 14396. | Szymon (smeagol) | 77.44 | — | 2008-12-08 |
| 14397. | Pol (zegionx) | 77.43 | 96% | 2022-11-19 |
| 14398. | Salvador Floppingus (the_fi... | 77.43 | 95% | 2022-05-20 |
| 14399. | abelrobot (abelrobot) | 77.43 | 95.4% | 2023-10-23 |
| 14400. | Nikola (antalavichev01) | 77.43 | 95% | 2021-04-08 |
| 14401. | Nervous (unselfishnervousha... | 77.43 | 98% | 2021-04-04 |
| 14402. | asdf (zainamjad) | 77.43 | 97% | 2021-05-30 |
| 14403. | Nagi (_nagi) | 77.43 | 94% | 2020-10-29 |
| 14404. | spetterpoep (spetterpoep) | 77.43 | 95% | 2020-05-21 |
| 14405. | Lloyd (lloydd) | 77.42 | 96% | 2015-12-15 |
| 14406. | lagidigu (lagidigu) | 77.42 | 91% | 2013-04-04 |
| 14407. | Jeffrey (randomhour) | 77.42 | 97% | 2015-05-15 |
| 14408. | sds (raja5432) | 77.42 | — | 2009-10-15 |
| 14409. | Sporak (cheeseballoon) | 77.41 | 97% | 2021-04-08 |
| 14410. | Kekkers (kekkers) | 77.41 | 96% | 2022-06-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |