And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8479. | (iluvvyou) | 101.07 | 97% | 2023-03-08 |
| 8480. | (nagrajshashi) | 101.06 | 98.6% | 2023-09-06 |
| 8481. | (tgun) | 101.06 | 91% | 2011-06-22 |
| 8482. | Martin (megdal02) | 101.06 | 96% | 2021-06-10 |
| 8483. | (mastermind497) | 101.06 | 96% | 2022-02-17 |
| 8484. | (olea9691) | 101.06 | 97% | 2011-07-31 |
| 8485. | Free Palestine (imamo) | 101.05 | 99% | 2023-01-06 |
| 8486. | Marco (marcomilo) | 101.05 | 97% | 2022-04-23 |
| 8487. | tstats[lucdeloop] (lucdeloop) | 101.05 | 98% | 2022-12-16 |
| 8488. | Mai (maile73) | 101.05 | — | 2010-03-29 |
| 8489. | (maxwelljones) | 101.04 | 96% | 2021-01-06 |
| 8490. | (chanceninh) | 101.04 | 97% | 2023-03-15 |
| 8491. | (iamtrusty) | 101.04 | 97% | 2016-05-13 |
| 8492. | (shialbf) | 101.04 | 98% | 2017-11-01 |
| 8493. | yugo (kecman) | 101.03 | 96% | 2012-07-06 |
| 8494. | (btzombie) | 101.03 | 98% | 2019-05-05 |
| 8495. | (daihe) | 101.02 | 98% | 2023-01-09 |
| 8496. | Joseph (beppes) | 101.02 | 99% | 2020-12-11 |
| 8497. | aman (amanostrich) | 101.02 | 97% | 2018-03-03 |
| 8498. | Zaid (zaids) | 101.02 | 98% | 2022-07-11 |
| 8499. | khersoncity (div_ilia) | 101.02 | — | 2010-12-17 |
| 8500. | sıןʌɥɹ (s1lvhr) | 101.01 | 99% | 2022-09-24 |
| 8501. | Office Assistant (office_as... | 101.01 | 99% | 2023-06-28 |
| 8502. | Carlo (instinct) | 101.01 | — | 2008-10-09 |
| 8503. | (thomasltran) | 101.00 | 98% | 2022-03-23 |
| 8504. | (balusus96) | 101.00 | 97% | 2016-06-11 |
| 8505. | (konceptzofdeath) | 101.00 | 95% | 2011-05-19 |
| 8506. | Verushan (elementrix_8) | 100.99 | 96% | 2022-11-25 |
| 8507. | (tankbox) | 100.99 | 98% | 2017-07-12 |
| 8508. | Extant (extant) | 100.99 | — | 2010-02-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |