The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14017. | Steve (100z) | 37.69 | 97% | 2022-11-29 |
| 14018. | Norden (ashwithzekrom) | 37.68 | 91% | 2016-05-10 |
| 14019. | Nedi (silencion) | 37.67 | 97% | 2021-04-29 |
| 14020. | amal (amalaugustine) | 37.67 | 91% | 2013-05-23 |
| 14021. | Joe (joesffseoj) | 37.67 | — | 2010-07-29 |
| 14022. | Evon (evon) | 37.66 | — | 2009-04-06 |
| 14023. | Florent (florent) | 37.66 | 89% | 2012-03-10 |
| 14024. | Peter (snamellit) | 37.66 | 87% | 2013-08-14 |
| 14025. | brera (breraromeos) | 37.65 | 87% | 2013-01-23 |
| 14026. | Aarya (aaryatambe) | 37.65 | 93% | 2021-01-06 |
| 14027. | Pig (disguisedpig) | 37.65 | 96% | 2019-02-24 |
| 14028. | Aleix (aleix_) | 37.65 | 95% | 2020-11-21 |
| 14029. | y0y0 (y0y0chiu) | 37.64 | 100% | 2013-02-22 |
| 14030. | Patryk (czajnik) | 37.64 | 95.6% | 2021-02-24 |
| 14031. | Fernando (berzih) | 37.64 | 94% | 2022-03-29 |
| 14032. | fred (walker) | 37.64 | — | 2008-11-26 |
| 14033. | li (362013703) | 37.63 | — | 2009-12-24 |
| 14034. | Zahid (zahidnawab) | 37.63 | 95% | 2020-02-01 |
| 14035. | Barend (kinubi) | 37.63 | 85% | 2013-07-19 |
| 14036. | Nathaniel (nathaniel_a_tan) | 37.63 | 94% | 2021-02-16 |
| 14037. | Deeptendu (dsantra) | 37.62 | 95% | 2020-12-10 |
| 14038. | shadab (shadab90) | 37.62 | 91% | 2016-08-23 |
| 14039. | Himanshu (him1855141) | 37.61 | 85% | 2014-07-12 |
| 14040. | Halista (halista) | 37.61 | 87% | 2011-12-18 |
| 14041. | Riowaldy (riowaldy) | 37.61 | 95% | 2018-09-16 |
| 14042. | Eeksdee (eeksdee) | 37.61 | 93% | 2021-01-24 |
| 14043. | Usmon (usmon_h) | 37.60 | 92.2% | 2021-02-01 |
| 14044. | Alex (shunding) | 37.59 | 92% | 2015-10-19 |
| 14045. | Ramiro (beast12590) | 37.59 | 92% | 2021-12-22 |
| 14046. | Monjur 101 (monjur_ahmed) | 37.58 | 96% | 2021-12-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |