I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3165. | Anshumat Shourya (fantomdel... | 61.82 | 96% | 2025-01-26 |
| 3166. | NGONO (mnae) | 61.79 | 94.5% | 2023-09-19 |
| 3167. | Pol (agnostoss) | 61.78 | 96% | 2024-12-15 |
| 3168. | cheikhbrahim (cheikh13) | 61.66 | 96% | 2023-07-06 |
| 3169. | Alexeï (g4520u10) | 61.64 | 95.8% | 2023-11-10 |
| 3170. | M.A. Ahad Khan (aahadkhan) | 61.60 | 98.4% | 2024-01-02 |
| 3171. | Emilia (meliadeliadoo) | 61.54 | 98% | 2025-03-02 |
| 3172. | ap (apapap) | 61.36 | 97.3% | 2024-10-22 |
| 3173. | Josue (jsevzq) | 61.26 | 96.3% | 2024-04-06 |
| 3174. | emo (emo2121) | 61.16 | 95% | 2025-05-22 |
| 3175. | mhdi (mhdi) | 61.15 | 94% | 2023-11-20 |
| 3176. | Ghostcar (ghostcarss) | 61.01 | 96% | 2023-08-30 |
| 3177. | King (kickpushcoast) | 60.87 | 96.4% | 2025-03-13 |
| 3178. | TRex (trexeatyou) | 60.79 | 96% | 2025-01-23 |
| 3179. | curious_crow (curious_crow) | 60.75 | 93.5% | 2023-12-25 |
| 3180. | Richmano NASY (richmano) | 60.74 | 94% | 2024-11-25 |
| 3181. | Zaheer (zaheerahmed) | 60.40 | 97% | 2023-04-20 |
| 3182. | KD (_k_d_) | 60.37 | 97% | 2023-05-08 |
| 3183. | R (mrbluenut) | 60.36 | 95% | 2023-11-30 |
| 3184. | JkillahR (jkillahr) | 60.28 | 94.7% | 2024-11-20 |
| 3185. | ShouHei (fenrir0199) | 60.16 | 97% | 2024-07-22 |
| 3186. | Omer (omer_nukic) | 60.05 | 95.4% | 2025-02-03 |
| 3187. | Razel Aguilar (zelming18) | 59.80 | 95% | 2024-05-22 |
| 3188. | Branimir (brankeros_17) | 59.79 | 92% | 2023-05-05 |
| 3189. | Rory O'Kane (rorydcfc) | 59.34 | 96% | 2023-05-03 |
| 3190. | Cristi (cristicatalan) | 59.27 | 96.8% | 2023-06-29 |
| 3191. | montanaromero (montanaromero) | 59.24 | 96% | 2024-03-02 |
| 3192. | Jasper (ajaystr) | 59.17 | 93.7% | 2023-08-23 |
| 3193. | Sarvesh (sarvesh__) | 58.98 | 97.9% | 2024-05-24 |
| 3194. | omaha_typist (omaha_typist) | 58.93 | 95.3% | 2024-05-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |