So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3228. | Ramble (ramble) | 105.94 | 97% | 2023-01-25 |
| 3229. | (filipinofriend) | 105.93 | 98% | 2022-03-01 |
| 3230. | (laaark) | 105.93 | 94% | 2016-03-31 |
| 3231. | (ahmedmostafa) | 105.93 | 98% | 2015-08-04 |
| 3232. | (youareslow) | 105.92 | 94% | 2013-09-05 |
| 3233. | (rayymonddd) | 105.92 | 97% | 2018-10-30 |
| 3234. | (verit4s) | 105.91 | 92% | 2012-07-10 |
| 3235. | (misslyons) | 105.91 | 92% | 2015-04-22 |
| 3236. | (tran.kevinq@gmail.com) | 105.90 | — | 2011-03-11 |
| 3237. | (fingercrusher666) | 105.88 | 92% | 2011-12-08 |
| 3238. | صبر (morocco01) | 105.88 | 98.2% | 2023-07-20 |
| 3239. | (jwatkins) | 105.88 | 98% | 2016-04-10 |
| 3240. | Mei (pyromei) | 105.88 | 95% | 2016-09-01 |
| 3241. | (koo_ty) | 105.87 | 97.1% | 2023-06-03 |
| 3242. | (procrastinate) | 105.87 | — | 2009-12-06 |
| 3243. | (wrongwaymel) | 105.87 | 96% | 2015-08-04 |
| 3244. | (zillazong) | 105.86 | 98% | 2022-08-09 |
| 3245. | (zagorath) | 105.86 | 99% | 2011-10-25 |
| 3246. | Daniel (aarhus) | 105.86 | — | 2011-04-15 |
| 3247. | (mcruscito) | 105.85 | 98% | 2013-11-04 |
| 3248. | (beardedtasha) | 105.85 | 92% | 2011-09-01 |
| 3249. | (nurthinaziz) | 105.85 | 99% | 2017-10-16 |
| 3250. | (professordad) | 105.85 | 92% | 2011-12-24 |
| 3251. | (narobin59) | 105.85 | 98% | 2015-03-15 |
| 3252. | (soyguero) | 105.85 | 94% | 2013-03-03 |
| 3253. | (nathandmckenzie) | 105.84 | 95% | 2015-08-21 |
| 3254. | (gramnaster) | 105.83 | 97% | 2022-02-03 |
| 3255. | ihateonyou (ihateonyou) | 105.83 | 96% | 2017-05-11 |
| 3256. | (birken) | 105.83 | — | 2010-02-22 |
| 3257. | Aaron (bananasaurusrex) | 105.82 | 97% | 2013-11-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |