And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9685. | cade (lunacy_) | 98.52 | 99% | 2022-02-27 |
| 9686. | Tanel (tanel) | 98.52 | 98% | 2013-11-19 |
| 9687. | James (nether) | 98.52 | — | 2009-06-18 |
| 9688. | Bam (phoenixthestral) | 98.51 | 98% | 2022-08-27 |
| 9689. | Michael (mibias) | 98.51 | — | 2010-03-18 |
| 9690. | Cesca (swell_elle) | 98.50 | 97% | 2022-01-10 |
| 9691. | americanfutbol (timberlandp... | 98.50 | 98% | 2021-01-13 |
| 9692. | Nadeem (abstractwhiz) | 98.50 | — | 2009-10-28 |
| 9693. | autumn (apfundhe) | 98.49 | 97.4% | 2023-07-14 |
| 9694. | Don Kaboul (gabbaryamdak) | 98.49 | 99% | 2023-02-23 |
| 9695. | IWASRUNNEN (l3mondrops) | 98.49 | 97% | 2021-04-11 |
| 9696. | David (dazzlethc) | 98.49 | 99% | 2020-04-20 |
| 9697. | Coco (chemdoc) | 98.49 | 98% | 2015-12-31 |
| 9698. | Diz (dzhsck) | 98.48 | 89% | 2015-12-12 |
| 9699. | Kevin (stidehi) | 98.48 | 97% | 2020-06-20 |
| 9700. | Andre (andreandreandre) | 98.48 | 98% | 2021-10-26 |
| 9701. | Rob (destructo91) | 98.47 | 99% | 2020-07-18 |
| 9702. | Hakan (zaga34) | 98.47 | — | 2009-09-13 |
| 9703. | Wenbo (zwb1988) | 98.46 | 98% | 2017-10-06 |
| 9704. | Poppa (ghome) | 98.46 | 97% | 2022-02-15 |
| 9705. | Prasanth (gprasanth) | 98.46 | 98% | 2015-01-13 |
| 9706. | Harish (cyberpunk2k) | 98.45 | 99% | 2022-03-16 |
| 9707. | Andrew (racingrazor) | 98.45 | 94% | 2016-11-18 |
| 9708. | Abhishek (abc_cs) | 98.45 | 98% | 2021-04-22 |
| 9709. | kevin (nluck) | 98.44 | 92% | 2013-01-19 |
| 9710. | Keegan (kekky) | 98.44 | 96% | 2012-10-03 |
| 9711. | gubbagooba (gubbagooba) | 98.43 | 98% | 2020-09-07 |
| 9712. | Jesse (awesomemanjesse) | 98.42 | 98% | 2020-02-07 |
| 9713. | Jerry (jcharum) | 98.42 | 97% | 2011-11-24 |
| 9714. | AKGD (akgd) | 98.42 | 99% | 2022-09-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |