As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17482. | Kevin (omgitsblobfish) | 67.58 | 97% | 2021-09-08 |
| 17483. | J (wheelz22) | 67.58 | 99% | 2021-01-06 |
| 17484. | Arthobs (arthobs) | 67.58 | 85% | 2016-08-28 |
| 17485. | Johnny (_johnnytsunxmi1) | 67.57 | 94% | 2023-08-02 |
| 17486. | Amit (red2black) | 67.57 | 96% | 2021-03-10 |
| 17487. | Junayed (junayed_hassan_09) | 67.57 | 98% | 2021-04-03 |
| 17488. | Moukim (moukim) | 67.57 | 98% | 2021-04-22 |
| 17489. | platypus (platypus1) | 67.57 | 90% | 2016-08-06 |
| 17490. | AG (rollingpanda0) | 67.57 | 97% | 2021-09-27 |
| 17491. | Amangus (phsycomonkek1) | 67.57 | 97% | 2021-07-15 |
| 17492. | F. (moussels) | 67.57 | 97% | 2021-03-04 |
| 17493. | Martin (marto50) | 67.57 | 96% | 2020-12-28 |
| 17494. | Marko (m_boychuk) | 67.56 | 97.1% | 2023-05-25 |
| 17495. | ahmed (ahmedhafez96) | 67.56 | 99% | 2024-03-07 |
| 17496. | Jasjit (jasjit) | 67.56 | 97.3% | 2023-10-04 |
| 17497. | Daniel (rodjo) | 67.56 | 96% | 2019-06-26 |
| 17498. | Ignacio (zafren) | 67.55 | 92% | 2016-12-07 |
| 17499. | Duterte (shezzorock) | 67.55 | 96% | 2015-10-12 |
| 17500. | Youmna (youmna) | 67.54 | 99% | 2018-05-07 |
| 17501. | Ethan (lightxethan) | 67.54 | 95% | 2019-07-08 |
| 17502. | Aarondn34 (aarondn34) | 67.54 | 94% | 2016-06-20 |
| 17503. | Tom (cigias) | 67.53 | 97% | 2022-06-04 |
| 17504. | Marcin (marcin27z) | 67.53 | 96% | 2018-09-18 |
| 17505. | huhkdog (huhkdog) | 67.53 | 98% | 2022-02-05 |
| 17506. | roberto (robertorobertorobe... | 67.53 | 98% | 2021-02-10 |
| 17507. | Astra (astrame) | 67.53 | 96% | 2021-04-19 |
| 17508. | Ashley (evilashley) | 67.53 | 91% | 2015-05-25 |
| 17509. | Harcha (harcha) | 67.52 | 96% | 2019-11-11 |
| 17510. | Yung (yung_bartholomew) | 67.52 | 95% | 2021-06-14 |
| 17511. | andy (andylowes9@me.com) | 67.52 | 98% | 2015-12-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |