I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8376. | Giuseppe (shmebulock2) | 90.89 | 96% | 2021-11-18 |
| 8377. | Max (notmaxwigdahl) | 90.89 | 97% | 2023-01-12 |
| 8378. | gabe (gaberhone) | 90.89 | 96.9% | 2024-03-24 |
| 8379. | ben (sfzzz) | 90.89 | 97% | 2021-02-25 |
| 8380. | Sami (codebro) | 90.88 | 97% | 2023-04-02 |
| 8381. | offblacc (vekikornjaca) | 90.88 | 95% | 2021-12-26 |
| 8382. | Stuart (sn98) | 90.88 | 98% | 2022-01-13 |
| 8383. | Roger (rogergnay) | 90.88 | 98% | 2021-04-23 |
| 8384. | Chris (aqueous_axe) | 90.88 | 96% | 2018-01-17 |
| 8385. | Rob (largactyl) | 90.87 | 97% | 2017-06-09 |
| 8386. | Nikola (burkanslanina) | 90.87 | 96% | 2021-12-12 |
| 8387. | Kenny (kenjeo) | 90.87 | 96.2% | 2021-02-01 |
| 8388. | Nobody (kinghades) | 90.86 | 98% | 2024-03-05 |
| 8389. | Bruh (bruhmoem) | 90.86 | 98% | 2021-06-16 |
| 8390. | Caleb (awsumbabysnarl) | 90.86 | 96% | 2021-07-24 |
| 8391. | Notan (ramenski) | 90.86 | 98% | 2019-03-20 |
| 8392. | Gina (nannelcam) | 90.85 | 97% | 2022-12-30 |
| 8393. | Echo (zaffir) | 90.85 | 96% | 2021-11-18 |
| 8394. | Jimmy (carb0n13) | 90.85 | 96% | 2020-12-28 |
| 8395. | Sinful Sam (sinfulsam) | 90.85 | 96% | 2019-10-15 |
| 8396. | Vyktor (kingvyktor45) | 90.85 | 99% | 2020-05-27 |
| 8397. | V (p3rplexed) | 90.84 | 97% | 2023-01-17 |
| 8398. | kraken (pronto1) | 90.84 | 97.4% | 2024-10-26 |
| 8399. | pono (pnawan) | 90.84 | 97% | 2022-06-07 |
| 8400. | Avijit (eggsy001) | 90.84 | 97.2% | 2023-06-19 |
| 8401. | A (codelight) | 90.84 | 92% | 2022-03-21 |
| 8402. | Meat (cylindericalmeat) | 90.83 | 97.8% | 2023-09-01 |
| 8403. | loli (annalise00) | 90.83 | 98% | 2023-01-29 |
| 8404. | Eric (erichamers) | 90.83 | 98% | 2022-03-21 |
| 8405. | Mario (marfredd) | 90.83 | 97% | 2021-03-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |