Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9585. | Calvin (fullrespect) | 86.91 | 99% | 2019-03-07 |
| 9586. | ⊂( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀)つ (sch... | 86.91 | 98% | 2020-12-24 |
| 9587. | connie (conxlee) | 86.91 | 96% | 2019-01-17 |
| 9588. | puffe (ohra) | 86.91 | — | 2009-11-12 |
| 9589. | Steffin (steffin02) | 86.90 | 97.1% | 2023-10-09 |
| 9590. | Adam (draphos) | 86.90 | 98% | 2021-07-01 |
| 9591. | Saul (paulsaredes) | 86.90 | 98% | 2022-01-22 |
| 9592. | Imadh (imadh) | 86.89 | 98% | 2023-10-02 |
| 9593. | Kumaran (kum1904) | 86.89 | — | 2010-03-16 |
| 9594. | TL (zstarcatchz) | 86.89 | 91% | 2016-05-19 |
| 9595. | ghost (souls) | 86.89 | 99% | 2015-09-20 |
| 9596. | CoCo (cocongyt) | 86.88 | 94% | 2014-09-18 |
| 9597. | Ryan (rdeorio) | 86.88 | 99% | 2021-01-13 |
| 9598. | Paul (paulcreenis) | 86.88 | 95% | 2021-05-21 |
| 9599. | nanda bakana (mutality) | 86.88 | 96% | 2016-05-02 |
| 9600. | Phale (phalzor) | 86.88 | 96% | 2014-07-07 |
| 9601. | Zachary (zacmanman) | 86.87 | 96% | 2014-12-10 |
| 9602. | nila (nila) | 86.87 | — | 2008-11-26 |
| 9603. | D-Man (cyferaczek) | 86.87 | 97% | 2020-02-12 |
| 9604. | Brian (skipmasterb) | 86.86 | 93% | 2015-11-09 |
| 9605. | Alex (atduffaut) | 86.86 | 97.3% | 2023-09-11 |
| 9606. | neno (nenobid428) | 86.86 | 99% | 2021-11-09 |
| 9607. | The_Circus (the_circus) | 86.86 | 96.6% | 2023-09-09 |
| 9608. | Zi Hao (im_getting_there) | 86.86 | 97% | 2023-03-14 |
| 9609. | kmkkmk (kmkkmk) | 86.86 | 98% | 2016-03-02 |
| 9610. | Stewart (ruckover) | 86.86 | 94% | 2016-03-11 |
| 9611. | Shivinder (shivindernarr) | 86.85 | 98% | 2011-09-24 |
| 9612. | Benjamin (tomentity) | 86.85 | 98% | 2021-04-19 |
| 9613. | Spencer (sykkennedy) | 86.85 | 91% | 2012-11-25 |
| 9614. | Romil (aidag) | 86.85 | 97% | 2022-05-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |