The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9433. | ILoveSelly (mkim236) | 90.40 | 98% | 2023-10-05 |
| 9434. | OOoo... (kekokako) | 90.40 | 99% | 2023-01-30 |
| 9435. | iks de (iksdebro) | 90.40 | 96% | 2022-03-09 |
| 9436. | Geeky (yashwantkrishna) | 90.40 | 97% | 2022-10-23 |
| 9437. | CoinCollector (coincollector) | 90.40 | — | 2009-01-20 |
| 9438. | Gogol Ganguli (cold_vestibu... | 90.40 | 96% | 2013-09-08 |
| 9439. | Dell (d620) | 90.40 | — | 2011-02-26 |
| 9440. | Bob (checkmate123) | 90.40 | 96% | 2018-11-21 |
| 9441. | Sotonation (akatrell) | 90.39 | 98% | 2023-05-14 |
| 9442. | Tony (staggalee41) | 90.39 | 92% | 2012-11-30 |
| 9443. | Robe (robedigov) | 90.38 | 95% | 2012-09-10 |
| 9444. | Gordon (gordy) | 90.38 | 95% | 2012-08-09 |
| 9445. | Emanuel (aquaregia) | 90.37 | — | 2010-08-02 |
| 9446. | Paul (jungps) | 90.36 | 98% | 2021-10-13 |
| 9447. | Fernanda (nandaguizan) | 90.36 | 97% | 2016-08-04 |
| 9448. | Srinivas (srini_iitkgp) | 90.36 | 97% | 2022-01-20 |
| 9449. | BT (btcheers7) | 90.35 | 97% | 2023-10-02 |
| 9450. | Zachary (zacmanman) | 90.35 | 97% | 2015-11-13 |
| 9451. | w (wjockel) | 90.35 | 97% | 2021-04-13 |
| 9452. | Rodrigo (rylm) | 90.35 | 92% | 2015-03-17 |
| 9453. | Hamza (hamza1234) | 90.35 | 96% | 2014-12-05 |
| 9454. | Mateus (m_bezrutchka) | 90.34 | 98% | 2014-10-16 |
| 9455. | Benjamin (yangben000) | 90.34 | 99% | 2020-08-15 |
| 9456. | Jin (guojin99) | 90.34 | 99.3% | 2021-02-24 |
| 9457. | Ita (ita17) | 90.34 | 98% | 2022-05-05 |
| 9458. | Mia (miajs) | 90.34 | 97% | 2012-09-19 |
| 9459. | Dennis (mrshender) | 90.33 | 99.2% | 2021-02-11 |
| 9460. | Solid (solidtheory) | 90.33 | 91% | 2012-03-08 |
| 9461. | Clark (mr_wayne) | 90.33 | 96% | 2014-01-02 |
| 9462. | Deric (heaven81) | 90.33 | — | 2010-08-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |