So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12366. | david (spartan5127) | 81.09 | — | 2010-01-01 |
| 12367. | imbad (imbad789) | 81.08 | 96% | 2022-02-16 |
| 12368. | Big (big_mashawi) | 81.08 | 96% | 2022-04-25 |
| 12369. | rngy (rngy) | 81.08 | 96% | 2017-08-06 |
| 12370. | Afif (afifmemon) | 81.07 | 94% | 2015-12-10 |
| 12371. | Kushal (mack_spicyhunks) | 81.07 | 96% | 2011-05-22 |
| 12372. | l (ltippitytappity) | 81.06 | 96% | 2020-02-28 |
| 12373. | Leah-Kate (sigma_phi_delta) | 81.06 | 95% | 2016-08-01 |
| 12374. | (weeping_weeblet) | 81.06 | 95% | 2023-04-01 |
| 12375. | Michael (lastobelus) | 81.06 | 99% | 2021-11-10 |
| 12376. | Ariffin (ariffin) | 81.06 | 96% | 2022-11-08 |
| 12377. | ming-yang (pauls) | 81.06 | 99% | 2018-11-07 |
| 12378. | Gary (thelolrus) | 81.06 | 97% | 2020-04-28 |
| 12379. | Hans (brotaufstrich) | 81.06 | 98% | 2021-05-06 |
| 12380. | Rub (rubd) | 81.06 | 97% | 2021-10-16 |
| 12381. | Reza (bananagholem) | 81.06 | 93% | 2013-07-01 |
| 12382. | workmad3 (workmad3) | 81.05 | 93% | 2011-11-03 |
| 12383. | davy (octopu5) | 81.05 | 99% | 2021-12-13 |
| 12384. | Nick (typeguy) | 81.05 | — | 2009-07-21 |
| 12385. | Jonathan (jtmadden61) | 81.05 | 92% | 2013-10-13 |
| 12386. | Zachary (zacmanman) | 81.05 | 93% | 2015-09-03 |
| 12387. | mit (mit1984) | 81.05 | — | 2009-11-08 |
| 12388. | Ili (humprawr) | 81.04 | 95% | 2016-09-29 |
| 12389. | mic (michaljanik) | 81.04 | 94% | 2021-05-13 |
| 12390. | Jason (silv3rjam) | 81.04 | 97% | 2023-06-11 |
| 12391. | pablo (pablo_rm1197) | 81.04 | 95% | 2023-02-13 |
| 12392. | Dennis (shinura) | 81.04 | 97% | 2016-03-17 |
| 12393. | Soup (k2824262) | 81.04 | 99% | 2017-05-22 |
| 12394. | Lam (eeric) | 81.04 | 96% | 2011-10-13 |
| 12395. | deadman (aarrgggghh) | 81.04 | 96% | 2018-05-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |