I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7115. | Declan (deccazz) | 94.13 | 97% | 2025-06-10 |
| 7116. | Eric (edang344) | 94.12 | 97% | 2016-04-27 |
| 7117. | Jazz (jazzfunk37) | 94.12 | 97% | 2023-05-29 |
| 7118. | diamondreflect (diamondrefl... | 94.11 | 97.8% | 2024-11-09 |
| 7119. | :3c (verdandii) | 94.11 | 89% | 2016-03-20 |
| 7120. | Nikolaj (baseyard) | 94.11 | 98% | 2023-09-18 |
| 7121. | Oron (oron187) | 94.11 | 92% | 2016-08-18 |
| 7122. | Alex (mightsrain) | 94.10 | 95% | 2019-04-03 |
| 7123. | cesar (pebus) | 94.10 | 97% | 2020-01-20 |
| 7124. | Anders (hysteriac) | 94.10 | 95% | 2016-09-28 |
| 7125. | Andrew (patatoed) | 94.10 | 98% | 2021-06-11 |
| 7126. | oakles (oakles) | 94.09 | 92% | 2016-01-18 |
| 7127. | Zechey (zechey) | 94.09 | 92% | 2016-03-01 |
| 7128. | L0G0S (logos_) | 94.09 | 97% | 2021-11-08 |
| 7129. | jamcubing (jamcubing) | 94.09 | 97.2% | 2021-01-31 |
| 7130. | David (le_zeblitz) | 94.09 | 98% | 2019-10-28 |
| 7131. | Stephen (cloudmushman) | 94.08 | 97% | 2020-06-22 |
| 7132. | (svary) | 94.08 | 97% | 2022-08-25 |
| 7133. | Kimberly (kimboslice16) | 94.08 | 96% | 2021-11-14 |
| 7134. | jonny (xjboix) | 94.08 | 95% | 2022-07-31 |
| 7135. | Paranoia (zackyftw) | 94.08 | 98% | 2022-02-23 |
| 7136. | Ian (s0ft3n) | 94.08 | 97% | 2021-06-10 |
| 7137. | aaaaaa (hagemanto) | 94.07 | 97% | 2022-04-16 |
| 7138. | Jesus (johangodinho123) | 94.07 | 97% | 2022-02-23 |
| 7139. | Magsi (magsi) | 94.06 | 96% | 2016-05-04 |
| 7140. | WhITelion (whitelion) | 94.06 | 97% | 2017-08-04 |
| 7141. | Max (local_maximum) | 94.05 | 96% | 2025-08-31 |
| 7142. | XrXr (xrxr) | 94.05 | 98% | 2018-02-12 |
| 7143. | cabbie12 (cabbie12) | 94.04 | 97% | 2024-02-14 |
| 7144. | Jimmy (mechatecha) | 94.04 | 96% | 2022-11-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |