So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20001. | (burritopher) | 67.85 | 96% | 2020-04-30 |
| 20002. | (xavi) | 67.85 | — | 2008-11-28 |
| 20003. | (qxgjq_kjjjjhjhjk) | 67.84 | 98% | 2021-06-11 |
| 20004. | (nilacake) | 67.84 | 96% | 2022-05-17 |
| 20005. | (l9898) | 67.84 | 90% | 2013-04-23 |
| 20006. | (mattwal66) | 67.84 | 99% | 2015-05-30 |
| 20007. | (b_lam) | 67.84 | 97% | 2011-07-01 |
| 20008. | (blckhalo) | 67.83 | 96% | 2022-03-25 |
| 20009. | (adeepra) | 67.83 | 99% | 2021-12-14 |
| 20010. | (smmr_flwr) | 67.83 | 99% | 2020-12-29 |
| 20011. | (madzika) | 67.83 | 92% | 2012-11-29 |
| 20012. | (whoyou) | 67.83 | 92% | 2012-04-10 |
| 20013. | (wilrob2) | 67.82 | 89% | 2015-09-24 |
| 20014. | (thebau5s) | 67.82 | 94% | 2013-06-08 |
| 20015. | (atrello) | 67.82 | 96% | 2020-08-15 |
| 20016. | (resistance) | 67.82 | — | 2009-04-10 |
| 20017. | Aditya (adityabj) | 67.81 | 95.6% | 2023-09-25 |
| 20018. | (mattwolfmatt) | 67.81 | 94% | 2012-04-09 |
| 20019. | (kenzen18) | 67.81 | 97% | 2020-07-02 |
| 20020. | (zackroos) | 67.81 | 97% | 2021-08-15 |
| 20021. | (pshop) | 67.81 | 94% | 2011-12-17 |
| 20022. | Evan (chmleon) | 67.81 | 91% | 2012-10-19 |
| 20023. | (burnedbyburton) | 67.81 | 92% | 2011-09-02 |
| 20024. | (perfecto) | 67.81 | — | 2010-01-19 |
| 20025. | (seekingtotype) | 67.80 | 97% | 2021-04-12 |
| 20026. | (martinw89) | 67.79 | 96% | 2012-04-26 |
| 20027. | (slooth) | 67.79 | 86% | 2012-11-28 |
| 20028. | Kairav (parzivalkairav) | 67.79 | 96% | 2022-09-12 |
| 20029. | I miss her (shivam30072001) | 67.79 | 96% | 2022-07-14 |
| 20030. | (zekan) | 67.79 | 96% | 2020-08-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |