Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4458. | Dauletbek (dauksh) | 52.04 | 97% | 2018-02-07 |
| 4459. | trakovsik (beyazzenci) | 52.03 | 94% | 2018-05-02 |
| 4460. | Showket (showa) | 52.02 | 95% | 2021-07-27 |
| 4461. | Numan (numankhan) | 52.01 | 95% | 2018-04-24 |
| 4462. | rushil (rushil17chawla) | 52.01 | 97% | 2019-09-05 |
| 4463. | Uksza (uksza) | 52.00 | 97% | 2019-01-30 |
| 4464. | Anwar (anwar3606) | 51.98 | 95% | 2017-11-27 |
| 4465. | Aise (ryen_th) | 51.97 | 97% | 2018-01-13 |
| 4466. | J (yoyo123456789) | 51.93 | 92% | 2020-02-10 |
| 4467. | Alexeï (g4520u10) | 51.92 | 97% | 2021-08-03 |
| 4468. | Joël (mr_jacket_potato) | 51.92 | 94% | 2019-04-24 |
| 4469. | Nic (chess_pro) | 51.91 | 96% | 2017-10-16 |
| 4470. | nomnomkimmi (nomnomkimmi) | 51.90 | 95% | 2018-06-08 |
| 4471. | asmaa (asmaa_soma) | 51.88 | 97% | 2018-06-14 |
| 4472. | John (juan_b0ss) | 51.82 | 93% | 2019-02-28 |
| 4473. | bluecat67 (bluecat67) | 51.81 | 92% | 2019-09-24 |
| 4474. | Aritra (zackhacks) | 51.77 | 96% | 2018-07-19 |
| 4475. | OG3G (og3g) | 51.77 | 97% | 2018-07-12 |
| 4476. | Limon (mhlimon) | 51.76 | 97% | 2019-10-04 |
| 4477. | Hayden (r1plee) | 51.70 | 94% | 2019-03-06 |
| 4478. | Damon (damongray) | 51.70 | 98% | 2020-01-08 |
| 4479. | Michael (michaelpresunka) | 51.69 | 95% | 2018-12-05 |
| 4480. | neblig (bsy_af) | 51.66 | 95% | 2019-08-24 |
| 4481. | vickey (vickeysahani) | 51.66 | 98% | 2018-02-03 |
| 4482. | Anna (chloriceel) | 51.61 | 95% | 2017-11-02 |
| 4483. | Jimmy (jimmy890302) | 51.60 | 98% | 2021-08-20 |
| 4484. | PHUC NGUYEN (tieuquetu) | 51.60 | 98% | 2017-12-23 |
| 4485. | Raveena (raveena5) | 51.59 | 94% | 2020-02-14 |
| 4486. | Jeremy (urshr) | 51.58 | 94% | 2019-03-01 |
| 4487. | Ricard (bethuel) | 51.57 | 95% | 2019-02-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |