So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21059. | higgsboson (higgsbosons) | 66.82 | 99% | 2015-04-01 |
| 21060. | Roni (roju_) | 66.82 | 98% | 2014-07-07 |
| 21061. | A (ankita) | 66.82 | 94% | 2014-02-16 |
| 21062. | Satheesh (i_satan) | 66.82 | 96% | 2019-09-04 |
| 21063. | Prashant (shakman) | 66.82 | 94% | 2015-10-08 |
| 21064. | Dr Quill (drquill) | 66.81 | 96% | 2023-05-31 |
| 21065. | kunal (kunalmachra) | 66.81 | 95% | 2022-01-15 |
| 21066. | Noriz (norizmora22) | 66.81 | 94% | 2014-02-22 |
| 21067. | Ed (edreeve) | 66.81 | 97% | 2020-11-09 |
| 21068. | Emil (gruvan) | 66.81 | 92% | 2017-03-30 |
| 21069. | I am bored as hell (i_am_bo... | 66.80 | 96% | 2023-03-23 |
| 21070. | David (davelish) | 66.80 | 97% | 2022-04-06 |
| 21071. | Abhishek (whistleblower) | 66.80 | 93% | 2012-10-21 |
| 21072. | Eico (eico66) | 66.80 | 96% | 2021-11-26 |
| 21073. | Lefu (l1298) | 66.80 | 92% | 2015-12-23 |
| 21074. | abhishek (akk2069) | 66.80 | 97% | 2017-07-13 |
| 21075. | Zack (zackb6996) | 66.79 | 95% | 2021-02-19 |
| 21076. | Uladzislau (tumilok) | 66.79 | 97% | 2021-03-29 |
| 21077. | Bazzbubb (bazzbubb) | 66.79 | 96% | 2020-02-10 |
| 21078. | joe (jjjnz) | 66.79 | — | 2011-04-30 |
| 21079. | agus (choromaster) | 66.79 | 94% | 2013-10-18 |
| 21080. | TheSlimyDog (theslimydog) | 66.78 | 89% | 2014-09-09 |
| 21081. | Sam (sammierai) | 66.78 | 96% | 2022-07-23 |
| 21082. | Monikiki (bettermoni) | 66.78 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
| 21083. | Mangboi (richardmang) | 66.78 | 93% | 2015-05-29 |
| 21084. | Pramesh (pramesh94) | 66.78 | 92% | 2015-02-13 |
| 21085. | allen (capslock) | 66.78 | — | 2008-08-23 |
| 21086. | Aron (aronaranda) | 66.78 | 94% | 2015-06-10 |
| 21087. | Ayaan (akhi_qr) | 66.77 | 95% | 2022-11-18 |
| 21088. | l0f3n (l0f3n) | 66.77 | 97% | 2021-08-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |