So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26449. | Vinodh (vkolluri) | 58.46 | — | 2008-10-24 |
| 26450. | rex (rexorangecounty) | 58.46 | 97% | 2021-08-31 |
| 26451. | yo (lappodis) | 58.46 | 95% | 2023-01-20 |
| 26452. | Damian (dzuk1) | 58.46 | 96% | 2021-02-01 |
| 26453. | Enrico (enrico10) | 58.46 | 93% | 2017-01-05 |
| 26454. | Roman (leenakaey) | 58.46 | 93% | 2018-09-15 |
| 26455. | parin (parin) | 58.46 | — | 2010-04-06 |
| 26456. | Opmgad (opmgad) | 58.46 | 92% | 2016-01-14 |
| 26457. | jolie (jolie_pham) | 58.46 | 93% | 2013-06-06 |
| 26458. | ajay (ajay007007) | 58.45 | 96% | 2022-05-22 |
| 26459. | jai (predator726) | 58.45 | 95% | 2022-09-01 |
| 26460. | Yassine (yassinejedidi) | 58.45 | 93% | 2021-10-04 |
| 26461. | Konrad (mathsage) | 58.45 | — | 2010-09-06 |
| 26462. | Panic (panicswitch07) | 58.45 | 94% | 2018-10-11 |
| 26463. | oli (olijuice) | 58.45 | 94% | 2015-11-26 |
| 26464. | Marq (hlmomma) | 58.45 | — | 2008-09-24 |
| 26465. | Caspex (caspexwpm) | 58.44 | 95% | 2023-01-20 |
| 26466. | Brady (brady12400) | 58.44 | 96.1% | 2021-02-04 |
| 26467. | Hank (hankz) | 58.44 | 86% | 2012-07-13 |
| 26468. | iamslow (iambad) | 58.44 | — | 2009-04-28 |
| 26469. | zack (zack14) | 58.44 | 98% | 2011-05-09 |
| 26470. | Cyzxin (cyzxin) | 58.43 | 94% | 2023-05-18 |
| 26471. | Mukund (mukund420) | 58.43 | 95% | 2012-04-10 |
| 26472. | Arsene (slowbutstillfurious) | 58.43 | 98% | 2021-12-09 |
| 26473. | Charles (tiki2tgt) | 58.43 | 96% | 2021-01-13 |
| 26474. | Miaozi (lilmiao) | 58.43 | 94% | 2014-08-27 |
| 26475. | Jakub (von_oak) | 58.43 | 99% | 2022-10-27 |
| 26476. | Kaleb (elti861) | 58.43 | 94% | 2012-11-19 |
| 26477. | pika (lanatoamazon) | 58.43 | — | 2008-10-28 |
| 26478. | john (remorth) | 58.43 | 94% | 2015-09-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |