The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22094. | Half Moon Bay (skubo4) | 68.74 | 99% | 2021-03-13 |
| 22095. | Eman (emanfast) | 68.74 | 97% | 2021-01-27 |
| 22096. | V3ness (venessang) | 68.74 | 96% | 2021-12-23 |
| 22097. | Christian (icryeverytime) | 68.74 | 95.6% | 2021-02-07 |
| 22098. | Di (di22) | 68.74 | 94% | 2014-12-29 |
| 22099. | Alexander (alekscadalin) | 68.74 | 97% | 2018-09-10 |
| 22100. | 🦍Dead Memes🦍 (rottenf... | 68.74 | 93% | 2017-07-30 |
| 22101. | Neil (nizzel) | 68.74 | 91% | 2016-03-11 |
| 22102. | Marc (marcr) | 68.74 | 96% | 2015-02-20 |
| 22103. | Taylor (tiperteete) | 68.73 | 99% | 2021-08-05 |
| 22104. | Bill (obamayang420) | 68.73 | 97% | 2022-02-06 |
| 22105. | Jack (jakmon777) | 68.73 | 92% | 2015-06-29 |
| 22106. | ig: erik_toledoo (pepegacha... | 68.73 | 95% | 2023-04-08 |
| 22107. | Mathias (wizh) | 68.73 | 93% | 2015-09-11 |
| 22108. | Carmen (carhifer) | 68.73 | — | 2010-07-13 |
| 22109. | Raf (sskepta) | 68.73 | 95% | 2017-04-22 |
| 22110. | captain (fegit) | 68.72 | 96% | 2021-07-17 |
| 22111. | {hil (yatusabe0712) | 68.72 | 92% | 2012-05-11 |
| 22112. | Joshua (jkm711) | 68.72 | 96% | 2021-12-10 |
| 22113. | Zachary (molotuff) | 68.72 | 92% | 2015-11-11 |
| 22114. | Zachary (zack1220) | 68.72 | 94% | 2012-12-16 |
| 22115. | y (ytasf) | 68.72 | 95% | 2012-08-22 |
| 22116. | Sushi (yinyang) | 68.72 | — | 2009-07-11 |
| 22117. | Tulen (tulen) | 68.71 | 95% | 2021-01-22 |
| 22118. | kevedsa4esan (k4sn) | 68.71 | 97% | 2023-02-03 |
| 22119. | Henry (tallhenry) | 68.71 | 96% | 2017-11-15 |
| 22120. | Proton (proton_rizing) | 68.71 | 95% | 2022-05-27 |
| 22121. | Inigo (brotheringo) | 68.71 | 94% | 2021-05-30 |
| 22122. | Aaron (aaronsfury) | 68.71 | 96% | 2019-10-06 |
| 22123. | Ben (bunjow) | 68.71 | 99% | 2017-11-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |