As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18587. | fatherealnoob (falol) | 64.90 | 98% | 2023-06-06 |
| 18588. | Ethan (ethan1021) | 64.90 | 98% | 2022-09-01 |
| 18589. | tstats[mannyblaze] (mannybl... | 64.90 | 95% | 2023-01-24 |
| 18590. | Wallwrist (walissa01) | 64.90 | 98% | 2021-01-26 |
| 18591. | Contigo (contigo1) | 64.88 | 95.7% | 2025-03-05 |
| 18592. | ACog (acog) | 64.88 | 97% | 2022-03-04 |
| 18593. | Deepak (logsbydeepak) | 64.88 | 97.4% | 2023-08-12 |
| 18594. | Puntlander (jamaquube) | 64.88 | 97% | 2018-06-04 |
| 18595. | MarxistLeninist (alasma) | 64.88 | 94% | 2015-09-15 |
| 18596. | Ken (kcbrill) | 64.87 | 99% | 2016-11-04 |
| 18597. | Dehan (dehan1990) | 64.87 | 98% | 2016-11-04 |
| 18598. | stoyan (stoyan4o_bg) | 64.86 | 97% | 2021-04-02 |
| 18599. | Soyuzbek (soyuzbek) | 64.86 | 96% | 2021-01-22 |
| 18600. | lets (nescafeclassic) | 64.86 | 96% | 2022-12-19 |
| 18601. | jesus (jbustos123) | 64.86 | 98% | 2018-09-12 |
| 18602. | fontsnice (fontsnice) | 64.85 | 97% | 2024-09-15 |
| 18603. | Manami (manami_kun) | 64.84 | 96% | 2022-01-07 |
| 18604. | Jake (zachmaul) | 64.84 | 94% | 2015-12-28 |
| 18605. | RockyRoad_ (rockyroad_) | 64.84 | 97% | 2021-08-31 |
| 18606. | Maciej (mac13k) | 64.84 | 93% | 2015-04-04 |
| 18607. | RIP Byron (superfrik) | 64.84 | 96% | 2015-11-24 |
| 18608. | Nahverkehr (nahverkehr) | 64.83 | 95% | 2023-01-23 |
| 18609. | Kandinsky (kandinskie) | 64.83 | 97% | 2021-09-09 |
| 18610. | sepehr (sepehrmm) | 64.83 | 93% | 2016-01-15 |
| 18611. | Yong Jian (kumotzo) | 64.83 | 97% | 2016-07-05 |
| 18612. | Chen (gandaruvu) | 64.83 | 98% | 2015-06-15 |
| 18613. | Jeff (rcmaximus) | 64.82 | 94% | 2016-08-08 |
| 18614. | archie (reoochi) | 64.81 | 95.7% | 2024-11-10 |
| 18615. | Ethan (crissps) | 64.81 | 94% | 2021-06-06 |
| 18616. | Ralph (luggage) | 64.81 | 96% | 2021-01-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |