As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18312. | fatherealnoob (falol) | 64.90 | 98% | 2023-06-06 |
| 18313. | Ethan (ethan1021) | 64.90 | 98% | 2022-09-01 |
| 18314. | tstats[mannyblaze] (mannybl... | 64.90 | 95% | 2023-01-24 |
| 18315. | Wallwrist (walissa01) | 64.90 | 98% | 2021-01-26 |
| 18316. | Contigo (contigo1) | 64.88 | 95.7% | 2025-03-05 |
| 18317. | ACog (acog) | 64.88 | 97% | 2022-03-04 |
| 18318. | Deepak (logsbydeepak) | 64.88 | 97.4% | 2023-08-12 |
| 18319. | Puntlander (jamaquube) | 64.88 | 97% | 2018-06-04 |
| 18320. | MarxistLeninist (alasma) | 64.88 | 94% | 2015-09-15 |
| 18321. | Dehan (dehan1990) | 64.87 | 98% | 2016-11-04 |
| 18322. | Ken (kcbrill) | 64.87 | 99% | 2016-11-04 |
| 18323. | stoyan (stoyan4o_bg) | 64.86 | 97% | 2021-04-02 |
| 18324. | Slow Dog (evillorddenie) | 64.86 | 97.4% | 2023-10-29 |
| 18325. | lets (nescafeclassic) | 64.86 | 96% | 2022-12-19 |
| 18326. | Soyuzbek (soyuzbek) | 64.86 | 96% | 2021-01-22 |
| 18327. | jesus (jbustos123) | 64.86 | 98% | 2018-09-12 |
| 18328. | Manami (manami_kun) | 64.84 | 96% | 2022-01-07 |
| 18329. | Jake (zachmaul) | 64.84 | 94% | 2015-12-28 |
| 18330. | RockyRoad_ (rockyroad_) | 64.84 | 97% | 2021-08-31 |
| 18331. | Maciej (mac13k) | 64.84 | 93% | 2015-04-04 |
| 18332. | RIP Byron (superfrik) | 64.84 | 96% | 2015-11-24 |
| 18333. | Nahverkehr (nahverkehr) | 64.83 | 95% | 2023-01-23 |
| 18334. | Kandinsky (kandinskie) | 64.83 | 97% | 2021-09-09 |
| 18335. | sepehr (sepehrmm) | 64.83 | 93% | 2016-01-15 |
| 18336. | Yong Jian (kumotzo) | 64.83 | 97% | 2016-07-05 |
| 18337. | Chen (gandaruvu) | 64.83 | 98% | 2015-06-15 |
| 18338. | Jeff (rcmaximus) | 64.82 | 94% | 2016-08-08 |
| 18339. | archie (reoochi) | 64.81 | 95.7% | 2024-11-10 |
| 18340. | Ethan (crissps) | 64.81 | 94% | 2021-06-06 |
| 18341. | Ralph (luggage) | 64.81 | 96% | 2021-01-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |