So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 790. | steph (doyoupikachu) | 125.69 | 100% | 2021-09-22 |
| 791. | ( ಠ◡ಠ ) (dezaurdayn) | 125.67 | 99% | 2012-12-31 |
| 792. | Hawkyra (hawkyra) | 125.64 | 97% | 2020-02-18 |
| 793. | panda bear (astronicus) | 125.64 | 98% | 2023-05-29 |
| 794. | ぴくるす (danny45) | 125.63 | — | 2011-01-03 |
| 795. | SpicyBoi (aedsman) | 125.62 | 98% | 2022-08-02 |
| 796. | rilee_h443 (rilee_h443) | 125.62 | 98.5% | 2023-09-11 |
| 797. | Kinesis (kinesis_quake) | 125.61 | 100% | 2021-10-04 |
| 798. | HiDa (hiida) | 125.59 | 99% | 2022-03-28 |
| 799. | Emily (emily529) | 125.59 | 93% | 2012-08-22 |
| 800. | Larryjr (alanis) | 125.56 | 99% | 2021-08-08 |
| 801. | NG (soultama) | 125.55 | 100% | 2020-03-28 |
| 802. | Jaylen (jaylenthefastest) | 125.54 | 98% | 2020-03-28 |
| 803. | Max (maxgianni) | 125.52 | 97% | 2019-10-05 |
| 804. | d (dc37) | 125.51 | 98% | 2022-05-09 |
| 805. | Shaina (shaynut) | 125.51 | 97% | 2014-03-10 |
| 806. | Zachary (zachattack972) | 125.50 | 98% | 2022-01-25 |
| 807. | weiner weiner chicken dinne... | 125.49 | 100% | 2015-08-15 |
| 808. | ok (crims0nking) | 125.47 | 99% | 2018-11-01 |
| 809. | (___p) | 125.47 | 99% | 2020-01-04 |
| 810. | 粘り (clayjar) | 125.46 | 100% | 2014-06-24 |
| 811. | Hari (dharikrishna) | 125.46 | 99% | 2012-07-24 |
| 812. | asdf (omgom) | 125.45 | 98% | 2013-03-17 |
| 813. | YaoXPS (yaoxps) | 125.43 | 98% | 2021-05-23 |
| 814. | Jeremy (jeremy) | 125.40 | — | 2008-08-20 |
| 815. | Lauren (lauren) | 125.38 | 97% | 2015-09-28 |
| 816. | BigTrucker69 (rh1992) | 125.34 | — | 2009-02-21 |
| 817. | majah (majhatiger) | 125.34 | 99% | 2014-09-27 |
| 818. | sam (samchez) | 125.28 | 97% | 2013-05-09 |
| 819. | Dohak (dohak) | 125.28 | — | 2008-12-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |