Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22580. | Nicoz (nicodemus) | 64.99 | 89% | 2015-09-13 |
| 22581. | Julian (k1ngjulien) | 64.99 | 97% | 2020-05-12 |
| 22582. | Humm (syedhumza247) | 64.99 | 94% | 2020-12-22 |
| 22583. | Ashlee (ashleecr) | 64.99 | 95% | 2013-03-15 |
| 22584. | Caroline (clovia1819) | 64.99 | 94% | 2013-10-16 |
| 22585. | Bob (nothim) | 64.99 | 89% | 2014-01-13 |
| 22586. | Eric (etorreborre) | 64.99 | 94% | 2012-08-27 |
| 22587. | jayson (jaysonkidd32) | 64.99 | — | 2010-05-27 |
| 22588. | Michel (godlikeabt) | 64.99 | 98% | 2017-06-16 |
| 22589. | Abdulla (abd_racer) | 64.98 | 95% | 2023-10-10 |
| 22590. | euno (euno) | 64.98 | 97% | 2022-04-09 |
| 22591. | Tys0100 (tys0100) | 64.98 | 97% | 2023-01-10 |
| 22592. | Marek (kockajefajn) | 64.98 | 95.3% | 2021-02-12 |
| 22593. | Steve (neggersrulz) | 64.98 | 92% | 2015-01-15 |
| 22594. | thu (thupham) | 64.98 | — | 2009-07-01 |
| 22595. | Mutahir (_mutahir_) | 64.98 | 92% | 2013-09-02 |
| 22596. | Zachary (zachary3352) | 64.97 | 86% | 2017-03-19 |
| 22597. | steel (steelmax1214) | 64.97 | 98% | 2021-10-03 |
| 22598. | Anders (andersgamer15) | 64.97 | — | 2010-04-06 |
| 22599. | trungtanbui@gmail.com (trun... | 64.97 | 94% | 2012-03-17 |
| 22600. | Marcus (muneson) | 64.97 | — | 2009-06-01 |
| 22601. | Hussain (hussain673) | 64.97 | 93% | 2012-11-29 |
| 22602. | VPK (vpk22368) | 64.96 | 96% | 2020-10-28 |
| 22603. | Anton (antqn) | 64.96 | 97.2% | 2021-02-09 |
| 22604. | stealhily (stealthily) | 64.96 | 95% | 2021-03-17 |
| 22605. | Nicolas (nicalics26) | 64.96 | 96% | 2018-03-16 |
| 22606. | Rifanda (aslipapan) | 64.96 | 98% | 2012-06-06 |
| 22607. | Peter (spych102) | 64.96 | 96% | 2013-12-14 |
| 22608. | Wang (doubleecao) | 64.96 | 96% | 2016-12-27 |
| 22609. | Donny (alphasm) | 64.95 | 96% | 2022-11-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |