The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22918. | wahuh (whansen46516) | 67.38 | 96% | 2020-06-08 |
| 22919. | muhammad (tendounomazo) | 67.38 | 94% | 2018-12-04 |
| 22920. | Julia (liljulia22) | 67.37 | 95% | 2014-08-14 |
| 22921. | Jeff (jeffbartolome5) | 67.37 | 96% | 2023-06-18 |
| 22922. | efk (enofk714) | 67.37 | 95% | 2021-02-20 |
| 22923. | Gary (ckmok) | 67.37 | 97% | 2013-07-04 |
| 22924. | dredge (dredge) | 67.37 | 95% | 2013-06-21 |
| 22925. | crackerjack322 (crackerjack... | 67.36 | 98% | 2023-04-18 |
| 22926. | Ezequiel (ezk84) | 67.36 | 99% | 2020-03-27 |
| 22927. | MrMe! (grodspindel) | 67.36 | 98% | 2023-04-16 |
| 22928. | Happy (gamehappy) | 67.36 | 98% | 2021-12-29 |
| 22929. | Odin (odinwit) | 67.36 | 95.9% | 2021-01-28 |
| 22930. | Sugeeth (sugeeth14) | 67.36 | 97% | 2020-10-11 |
| 22931. | chia sheng (sulaispig) | 67.36 | 95% | 2013-08-11 |
| 22932. | Ryan (weite) | 67.36 | 90% | 2016-01-31 |
| 22933. | Grognak (coolermaster) | 67.36 | 91% | 2014-05-18 |
| 22934. | Filip (jagi125) | 67.35 | 97% | 2018-02-04 |
| 22935. | zach (zach_valeri) | 67.35 | 95.3% | 2021-02-26 |
| 22936. | 1544C (1544c) | 67.35 | 97% | 2011-05-25 |
| 22937. | sytek (sytek28) | 67.35 | 99% | 2015-11-14 |
| 22938. | Muffins (muffins) | 67.35 | — | 2008-12-26 |
| 22939. | Alex (alexruben) | 67.35 | 95% | 2015-08-14 |
| 22940. | Leonard (roym899) | 67.34 | 94% | 2012-05-11 |
| 22941. | Florante (junptrp) | 67.34 | 96% | 2013-10-03 |
| 22942. | Prabesh (prabesh_bashyal12) | 67.34 | 96% | 2022-10-14 |
| 22943. | Louis (cenuij) | 67.34 | 96% | 2020-09-22 |
| 22944. | arthritis (arthritisinmyfin... | 67.34 | 95% | 2021-01-10 |
| 22945. | Shiv (pengom) | 67.33 | 96% | 2022-02-10 |
| 22946. | Kinfi4 (kinfi4) | 67.33 | 95% | 2021-07-27 |
| 22947. | Filip (chokomilk) | 67.33 | 94.6% | 2021-02-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |