So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10876. | Vince (novaveteran) | 83.84 | 99% | 2013-01-27 |
| 10877. | Zeke (itzzeke) | 83.84 | 98% | 2019-09-14 |
| 10878. | Matti (d3_aston) | 83.84 | 98% | 2018-08-24 |
| 10879. | Will (rdtomgrcr) | 83.84 | 99% | 2018-08-18 |
| 10880. | ProbablyButter (probablybut... | 83.84 | 94% | 2016-05-05 |
| 10881. | Joshua (lysergicdie) | 83.83 | 98% | 2022-04-06 |
| 10882. | sarai (yuki3721) | 83.83 | 97% | 2020-09-13 |
| 10883. | Sukant (sukant) | 83.83 | 97% | 2021-06-12 |
| 10884. | Mishinz (mishinz) | 83.83 | — | 2009-02-18 |
| 10885. | Derrick (derrickliang) | 83.82 | 97% | 2023-04-15 |
| 10886. | Amy (da_typa999) | 83.82 | 98% | 2017-05-19 |
| 10887. | Project (project_racer) | 83.82 | 97% | 2020-10-29 |
| 10888. | William (willrenson) | 83.82 | 98% | 2021-03-11 |
| 10889. | zhata1234 (zhata) | 83.82 | 97% | 2021-12-28 |
| 10890. | Zach (zdude27closedrofl) | 83.82 | 96% | 2011-07-27 |
| 10891. | Alessandro (strategicrat) | 83.82 | 98% | 2019-09-25 |
| 10892. | Johnny (zerkerzz) | 83.81 | 90% | 2014-12-17 |
| 10893. | Zach (zach10ko) | 83.81 | 97% | 2019-05-21 |
| 10894. | Julius Kristian (juliuskris... | 83.81 | 97% | 2021-04-23 |
| 10895. | Phu (thebored1) | 83.81 | 91% | 2013-12-12 |
| 10896. | $$$$ (for_fun) | 83.81 | 96% | 2021-03-02 |
| 10897. | beereye (buhryeuhn) | 83.81 | 96% | 2015-10-20 |
| 10898. | Thomas (tl1029384756) | 83.81 | 92% | 2014-01-29 |
| 10899. | nicole (nicoleint0x) | 83.81 | — | 2009-10-10 |
| 10900. | Pat (artham) | 83.80 | 96% | 2020-05-19 |
| 10901. | Ultralord (ronelijahruiz) | 83.80 | 91% | 2016-09-21 |
| 10902. | Nicco (hakirz) | 83.79 | 99% | 2023-06-07 |
| 10903. | Daniel (incognitus) | 83.79 | 98% | 2020-12-29 |
| 10904. | yea but actually no (yea_bu... | 83.79 | 95% | 2021-04-16 |
| 10905. | Pape (pape) | 83.79 | 94% | 2012-06-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |